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Foreword: This tab was assembled for me to keep track of my posted and unposted articles. Here you'll mainly see a lot of RPC things, though if/when I do decide to write something different, you'll see them under the "Other" category! ^^


Code Nickname Posting Status
022 Warning: Do Not Wear These Glasses Posted!
119 The Unwilling Reality Bender Posted!
156 The Earth And Moon, Contained In A Globe Posted!
XXXX Do You Want Some Candy? Revised Draft (1)
XXXX Median Geoff Revised Draft (1) / Revising…


Type of Article Name Posting Status
Author Page Ari's Author Page Posted!

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Registered Phenomena Code: XXXX

Object Class: Beta-Yellow

Hazard Types: Regenerative Hazard, Transmutation Hazard, Contact Hazard, Anti-Physical Hazard.

Containment Protocols: RPC-XXXX should be contained in a secured 2m3 containment cell, guarded by no less than 3 armed ASF personnel. Testing should only occur on a bi-weekly basis, unless permission has been granted by personnel with Level-4R status (or above). No more than 1 CSD person may be used during testing, and should be terminated after testing has been completed. In the event of a breach, ASF personnel wearing full-body protection must simply terminate the person(s) responsible for the breach, and return RPC-XXXX; after the containment of RPC-XXXX, testing is to be halted for the following month to ensure testing has not caused significant damage to RPC-XXXX, its containment, or the Site as a whole.

Description: RPC-XXXX is an anomalous pinata. RPC-XXXX is constructed from a clay base, with paper added onto it to form the stereotypical appearance of a pinata. RPC-XXXX has been recorded to change its colors to red and green during the winter season. RPC-XXXX has also been able to manifest several articles of clothing including:

  • A suit and tie (most often reported during formal events);
  • A diaper (during November);
  • A jack-o-lantern1 (during October 30th and 31st).

When contact between organic material and RPC-XXXX is made, said organic material (hereafter referred to as RPC-XXXX-1) will begin to manifest into capsule-shaped candy, wrapped in the skin of RPC-XXXX-12 (hereafter referred to as RPC-XXXX-2). Upon consuming an instance of RPC-XXXX-2, the consumer's organs will undergo the same process as RPC-XXXX-13, and ultimately cause the expiration of the consumer. Consumers of RPC-XXXX-2 will usually take around 7-to-8 hours to expire after consumption.

When RPC-XXXX is struck with an object that is inorganic in nature, damage will be sustained, but will quickly restore itself once the object is removed from RPC-XXXX. It is unknown if there are any organic or bio-mechanical systems present within RPC-XXXX, and study is ongoing.

Addendum 1.1: All collected instances of RPC-XXXX-2 must be incinerated, unless they have proven useful to helping the Authority learn more about RPC-XXXX. Currently, there are 3 instances of RPC-XXXX-2 that are exempt from the termination order.

Addendum 1.2: A short compilation of tests conducted on RPC-XXXX and RPC-XXXX-2 instances has been reviewed and added to this article, as to help newer staff assigned to RPC-XXXX learn about it.


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