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Still image of RPC-009's manifestation at Listening Station 658-001

Item #: RPC-009

Object Class: Gamma

Containment Protocols: A staff member at each of the affected sites must be present at RPC-009's point of manifestation on Mondays and Thursdays between the hours of 13:00 and 16:30 (local time) to receive any packages delivered by RPC-009. The package is to be escorted to the recipient as soon as possible. In the event that the initial package is not properly opened and read by the attached recipient, the stationed operative must immediately report any additional deliveries by RPC-009 to the site's designated biohazard team for disposal; the original package must be located and opened by the recipient.

Personnel reported missing after acquiring one of RPC-009's deliveries are to be tracked to their last known location and detained for questioning by security personnel upon release.

Updated Containment Protocols: In response to incidents involving recipients of prior deliveries, all further openings of RPC-009's packages are to be held in an observed environment. Recipients are to be thoroughly questioned and provided a psychiatric evaluation by medical personnel before being escorted to a holding chamber containing the package. Upon opening, the subject is to be permitted five minutes of interaction with the item before it is confiscated by security and incinerated. Any abnormal behavior exhibited by the recipient will result in immediate sedation followed by temporary detainment within the site's designated psychiatric facility.

Description: RPC-009 is a young European male of indeterminate age. RPC-009 bears no discernible deviations from that of a standard human with the exception of its right pupil exhibiting a neon green hue. RPC-009 is static in behavior, rarely performing any abrupt movements or significant emotional expression, and will appear virtually catatonic when stationary.

RPC-009 is capable of creating openings that connect between two alternate realities on any flat surface, utilizing them a means of transport between sites. These openings appear as a largely black space with a single lit beacon visible in the distance. Attempts to enter the opening during RPC-009's manifestation will result in RPC-009 physically obstructing the individual attempting to pass through them; any attempt at re-entry will result in the same outcome. Once the individual retreats, RPC-009 will return to its original position and continue its intended path.

RPC-009 currently manifests at the following facilities: Site-99, Site-103, Site-32, Site-46, Research Outpost 555-098, and Listening Station 658-001. Every Monday and Thursday, from 13:00 through 16:30, RPC-009 will manifest at one of the affected facilities' entrance zones, effectively bypassing the security system, bearing a marked cardboard package for an intended recipient (usually on-site personnel and, very rarely, family members of on-site personnel) on a note attached to the top of the package. All packages vary in overall size and dimension and are neatly sealed in good condition.

Upon manifesting, RPC-009 will locate the nearest individual agreeing to deliver its package and accustom itself to meeting them upon its next visitation. If said person is not present, RPC-009 will become moderately frustrated at the occurrence and begin to wander the facility in search of a new deliverer or its intended recipient, continuing to do so until either is found regardless of its time frame. Once the recipient has acquired and opened RPC-009's delivery, they will discover an item that was previously desired, misplaced, or broken at some point in their life, and express immense satisfaction regardless of its significance. Additionally, an attached note typed in print will be found underneath the item:

Courtesy of Howard and Sons Express, Sector 16-A. For any questions or comments, please dial +█(███)███-████ to speak with our advisor.1

The recipient must be found within, and will have, approximately eight hours to open the contents of the package. If the package is left unopened, ignored, or forgotten by the recipient, RPC-009 will re-manifest at the same location with a second package upon its next appearance. This package contains no deviations from the initial variant with the exception of its contents. Once opened, the user will come to find the contents empty with the exception of an attached note crudely written in black marker:

Please remember to confirm the shipment of our courier's delivery. Courtesy of Howard and Sons Express, Sector 16-A. For any questions or comments, please dial +█(███)███-████ to speak with our advisor.

Several seconds after the subject opens the package, a large dimensional opening (similar in nature to that created by RPC-009) will materialize at the base of the package and quickly expand to accommodate the size of the opener. Immediately after expanding, the opening will begin to develop a vacuum with enough force to pull in the subject and immediately close once they have completely entered the opening. Upon entering, all electronic equipment on the subject will cease to function until departure.

Eyewitness accounts indicate that the individual will be transported to a small, 6 x 6 x 6 meter room constructed primarily of glass paneling and lining composed of an unknown metal. Inspection of the surrounding environment through the paneling reveals it to be devoid of any remarkable landscape. After five minutes have elapsed, a large office desk and two chairs (each situated on the opposite ends of the desk) will materialize in the room, and a silhouette of a humanoid entity will manifest behind the desk and request the subject to have a seat.

The entity will ask the subject a series of questions pertaining to the efficacy of RPC-009's services. If the subject responds negatively to most of the questions provided, the entity will inform them that they will converse with RPC-009 at a later time to discuss said matters. If the subject responds positively to most questions provided, the entity will dismiss the subject and recommend them to locate and open the initial package that was delivered to them. Regardless of either outcome, the subject will be returned to their initial location upon completion of the survey.

If the initial package was opened before the second variant, the second package will not exhibit any anomalous properties and only contain the specified note.

Addendum 009-001: Dr. Mayfold's Experimentation

On ██/██/20██, Dr. Mayfold of Site-46, seeking to gain a meritorious nomination for a position within the research committee, initiated a proposal to begin investigations in discovering the potential origins of RPC-009. Dr. Mayfold developed an experiment in which he would prioritize his desire in finding a document that correlates with personal or unknown information pertaining to RPC-009, therefore developing the probability that RPC-009 will deliver said document in one of its deliveries to Dr. Mayfold. After approximately one year, RPC-009 manifested at Site-46 bearing a package with Dr. Mayfold's name and provided it to the stationed operative. The package was delivered to Dr. Mayfold without incident and was promptly opened. The following document was discovered within the package:

Addendum 009-002: After Action Report of Dr. Mayfold's Experimentation

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The Authority Security Force (ASF) is the military wing of the Authority specializing in the containment of anomalies, security of facilities and personnel, and coordination of intelligence. All Authority-affiliated sites, mobile command centers, and listening stations are provided their respective garrisons to safeguard against potential internal and external threats. All inquiries and requests pertaining to the ASF and its activities are to be processed through central command.


Major Adam E. Merack, security administrator of Site-063, conducting an exercise with recently deployed ASF personnel.

Description: The Authority Security Force (ASF) serves as the first line of defense within numerous Authority installations, being able to rapidly organize and respond to isolated or site-wide situations, including containment, facility, and security breaches. While the majority of ASF duties are restricted to domestic settings, personnel may be periodically transferred (or request a transfer) to participate in field operations alongside MST units (Individual Augmentee (IA) program).

Training of recruits (also known as the Authority Induction Program (AIP)) encompasses a period of nine months. During the initial three months, recruits will undergo several sessions of physical conditioning, weapons training, and coordination of logistics under the guidance of an experienced instructor and two assisting personnel. For the remaining six months, recruits will then begin the advanced phase of the induction program and begin development of various technical skills, including: advanced first aid, demolitions, and suppression tactics. Upon completion, graduating recruits will be provided their assigned locations proceeded by deployment.

Once deployed, personnel will be processed, equipped, and briefed by the presiding security administrator and assigned a pre-determined designation highlighting area of occupation:

  • IB-100: Basic Security Rotation
  • IB-130: Base Logistics
  • IB-230: Security Hub
  • IB-235: IVT-Class Compliance
  • IB-280: Low-Level Containment
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ASF personnel firing a ballistic missile on Church of Malthus insurgent positions during an attack on Site-091.

Following assignment, personnel will then be placed under a probationary period where an experienced staff member (a non-commissioned officer) will assist and observe in the performance of said personnel. Probationary periods for low-priority assignments (IB-100 through 280) will proceed for a total of two weeks, whereas high-priority assignments (IB-325 through 400) will extend to four weeks. Due to the extremely hazardous environment of IB-430, only experienced/veteran personnel are permitted assignment under the exception of periods where additional manpower is required.7


Belarusian ASF Individual Augmentee during a search-and-destroy operation in the outlying area of Pinsk, Belarus.

Personnel exhibiting meritorious service within the ASF may be marked for eligibility in entering the Non-Commissioned Officer Induction Course (NCOIC) to progress in rank, and will undergo further development of leadership and logistics training as well as observation of probationary and full-time personnel, with each level varying in difficulty from Sergeant through Sergeant Major. Non-commissioned officers may additionally be selected to participate within the Commissioned Officer Development Program (CODP), and, upon completion, be provided a commission to become an officer within the ASF.

All ASF personnel adhere to a centralized command structure. Individual installations will typically consist of senior commissioned officers serving as regional administrators in order to observe the organization, morale, and performance of garrisoned units. Administrative positions may be altered or extended under authority of central command. All ASF activities and operations are additionally subject to central command overview.

Equipment: All ASF personnel utilize the following equipment pertaining to Authority standards as of ██/██/20██.

  • SCAR Mk16 PDW; chambered Mk318 5.56mm ammunition.
  • FN Five-Seven; chambered SS195LF 5.7x28mm ammunition.
  • Ares-Shrike light machine gun; chambered 5.56x45mm NATO ammunition (squad support).
  • Mossberg 590; chambered 12 gauge (squad support).
  • XREP baton rounds (in development, distribution in progress).
  • Self-Defense X26P taser.
  • M67 fragmentation hand grenades.
  • M84 stun grenades.
  • Flexible restraints.
  • M50 gas mask.

All issued equipment is catalogued and registered under their respective serial number. ASF personnel are ultimately responsible for the maintenance, functionality, and completeness of said equipment upon conclusion of their deployment.

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