Dispatch Teams(Team One)Hover Truck- Model ZHotel-1 Rocketeers- Spc1. Pilot G. Popa- Spc3. Pilot D. Valky

Occurring at Standard Galactic Time 352833, HazMat members Sgt. A. Fischer and Spc1. K909 Bot Fluffy uncovered the ship ███████ following a lead discovered minutes prior. What transpires is considered graphic to some species.

After a succesfull landing, Fluffy and Fischer exit the airlock and move to the ███████.

Significant damage to the ███████'s hull is identified, but no breaches.

Fluffy performs a manual override on the ███████'s airlock.

The airlock slams open and breaks off, appearing to have been propped shut, causing a breach. A door can be heard slamming before all the air escaped.

Fischer and Fluffy enter the ship, fluffy leading.

The ship reverberates slightly repeatedly.

Blood can be seen splattered and adhered to the walls and floor of the ship.

Fischer and Fluffy discover a room of stacked, empty suspension chambers.

Unnoticed by the two as they pass the window, a moving figure in a rocket propelled EVA suit can be seen in the distance, slamming against the station.

Fischer and fluffy find a closed and locked door.

As Fluffy begins to overide the lock, the ship begins to reverberate.

The door opens, sending out a large amount of air and vaporous debris back and pushing them.

An evasuit bound figure begins to blast at Sgt Fischer with a blaster pistol, later identified as a vag-73.

Fluffy protects Sgt, blocking the shot with its arm, and pulls him into cover.

As the debris cleared, they are identified as a human uninfected by GRPC-234.

Fischer estabilishes a comm link with the figure, ordering them to cease fire.

The man complies and lowers his weapon, identifying himself as Mitch.

Mitch states the port was taken over by creatures whose descripton match GRPC-234-1.

Fischer asks if Mitch came to this port from the ██████. Mitch affirms that is true, but claims he is a stowaway and has no connection to those who brought the ship to the port.

The pilots of team-1 ship's are warned by the ship's defense sensors of an imminent impact.

The ███████ is pushed by debris of the impact, knocking over those inside and severely damaging the ███████'s hull.

Valky spots a small ship heading straight for them while shooting a volley of gyrorockets toward them. Valky screams on the comms that they are under attack.

The two pilots quickly put on EVA suits and eject moments before their ship is destroyed through the impact—cutting the team's connection with central command. Two other ships doing the same further in the distance are spotted.

Fluffy, Fischer, and mitch evacuate the ███████.

A second ship flies toward team-1, slamming into the front of the ███████ and destroying it entirely. Fluffy, Fischer, and mitch are propelled away toward the central hub from the impact. Fluffy takes hold of Fischer and Mitch and braces for impact with its legs.

The three hit the station, Fluffy sustains the impact. The two pilots rush to the station.

Fischer identifies an entrance and

Fluffy attempts to override the airlock but discovers the airlock is unpowered.

GRPC-234-1 exit the crashed ships and begin to rush and open fire toward team-1.

Fluffy begins to pry open the airlock.

Mitch takes out his blaster and fires at the GPC-231-1, terminating two.

The two pilots take out their standard issue hand gyrojet mk1 blasters and return fire, terminating six GRPC-231-1 together.

Fischer takes aim with his gyrojet carbine and releases volleys of rockets into four GPC-231-1 instances and killing them instantly.

Popa's helmet is grazed by a GPRC-234-1's gyrojet, leaving scorch marks.

A GPRC-231-1 flanks from above and descend upon team-1 while they are distracted.

Mitch's blaster is knocked away by the GPRPC-231-1, causing him to pick up a piece of debris and strike GRPC-234-1 in the helmet, shattering its visor, causing the GRPC-234-1's suit to decompress. Said GRPC-234-1 lunges for Mitch but is blasted apart by Fischer.

Fluffy manages to get the airlock open. Fischer ushers and pulls the group inside, and fluffy closes the airlock behind them.

Popa discovers a terminal and notes that all power has been routed to life support systems.

Fischer formulates a plan: "We should find a way to reroute power into the comms to release a distress signal. If we are lucky there may be a ship in this port we can use. But we must quarantine."

Popa using the terminal finds the location of the comms room, power room, and two auxilarly ship bay rooms.

The group make their way to the power room first.

The group stop in a four way hallway intersection as a staticy intercom announces: "There you are. You're a bit late-the circus is in town sowrong way! Block P-23, idiots! There you go!

The intercom begins to play carnival music.

The announcer says: "so enjoy yourselves. I got work to do. "

The sound of dissonant sprinting steps can be heard by the team, coming from every direction.

The group beeline for a two-way hallway that leads to the reactor, fischer leading and fluffy trailing.

A crowd of RPC-GRPC-234-1, armed with kitchen utensils and tools, charge at them.

Fluffy flips its torso as it runs and mows down GRPC-234-1 with its blasters.

While turning a corner into the reactor room, a GRPC-234-1 ambushes fischer and attempts to shoot him with a blaster, missing as fischer rolls out of the way.

Popa blasts the GRPC-234-1 with his blaster six times until it stops moving.

Several GRPC-234-1 gain hold of fluffy and begin stabbing at it and hitting it with their weapons.

The sound of sprinting can still be heard, growing louder.

More RPC-234-1 grab fluffy, weighing it down. Its servos can be heard whining as it attempts to bash and blast them off while moving away. Fischer is able to blast some of the GRPC-234-1 off of fluffy, but not all.

Fluffy makes it to the doorway of the reactor room.

Two GRPC-234-1 rush into the reactor room through another entrance at a stairwell, equipped with CB-M2s, who fire at team-1—one killing popa instantly with a headshot and the other hitting the other door, above fluffy's head.

Fluffy begins to forcibly close the door in front of it down, crushing two remaining GRPC-234-1 clutching its legs with it.

Valky terminates the two GRPC-234-1 behind the stairwell railing with his hand blaster. Mitch, now holding popa's gun, and fischer shoot GRPC-234-1 climbing under the door fluffy is closing.

Fluffy manages the close the door behind after stomping one a GRPC-234-1 to death and kicking its corpse to the other side. Afterwhich, the door can be heard being banged on a constant barrage of impacts from the other side.

Fluffy grabs a heavy piece of reactor machinery to barricade the door.

Vasky finds the main power terminal and routes power to the comms and ship bays. One of the GRPC-2341's corpses is found to have a keycard used to open station doors.

Fischer takes dogtags from Popa and a CB-M2 from one of the GRPC-234-1s. Fischer orders fluffy to carry Popa. Vasky grabs the other CB-M2.

The group head toward the comms room through the door up the stairwell, making their way through a storage room.

Three GPRC-234 sprint down the hallway past the storage room.

The group sneak past several crowds of GPC-234 while going room to room and avoiding hallways.

The group manages to make it to the comms room, finding a room whose walls are painted with clowns, it is quickly noted the "red paint" used is blood.

Vasky finds comms terminal, noting the keyboard is bloody, and finds that a distress was readied but never sent, reading: "We are under attack by creatures that take over your body—THE CIRCUS IS TOWN! Don't ruin the fun!" The following message is sent on repeat ad infintum: "This is Sgt Fischer, our ship has been destroyed and we are trapped at port ███████. The port is contaminated with a parasitical alien that takes over your body. We request evacuation and advise this port is nuked."

The group then make their way to a ship bay, going through a large mess hall.

No signs of GRPC-234-1 are found in the mess hall, a ship can be seen through a window in one room through a doorway by fischer.

GRPC-234-1 armed with blasters emerge from every other doorway from the same level as well as rafters above, and begin to open fire on team-1.

Fluffy grabs two tables and uses them to shield the others while Fischer detonates one of his standard issue smoke grenades. While looking up toward one of the GRPC-234-1, vasky notices a window above—where he could see a ship hurdling toward them.

Fischer leads the group toward the room with a ship visible through the window. The GRPC-234-1 can be heard still firing into the smokescreen.

Vasky warns the group of the ship hurdling toward the station and they brace for impact.

The ship peirces through the station, killing many GRPC-234-1, causing a major breach in the station, sucking out many GRPC-234-1 into open space.

The blast launches half of one GRPC-234-1 from the ship toward the group, notably wearing USSR equipment, hitting mitch and pushing him into a wall. Debris impacts impacts the window, destroying it.

As the station decompresses, Fischer notices a robot wearing clown attire holding a container of GRPC-234 and moving into the ship. The robot turns its head, notices Fischer, and rushes into the ship, failing to shut the door behind itself.

Fischer propels himself at the ship, grappling on to a exterior rack with a boarding hook. The ships main thrusters are activated. Meanwhile, a large crowd of GRPC-234-1 emerge from the smoke and debris and fire at them.

Fischer gains a grip of the ship, holding a cargo rack. The rest of team-1 take cover behind the other side of the window and debris, being pinned from an onslaught of weapons-fire. The ship's vector thrusters activate, causing the ship to begin to spin.

Fischer's boarding hook is unlodged, slinging out to open space, forcing him to let go of his rifle to securely hold the ship, being flung off soonafter. Fischer begins to climb down the ships hull toward the back entrance.

A grenade is thrown towards team-1, passing by them out into open space before exploding. Fluffy protects team-1 from the shrapnel with a large piece of debris, exposing itself to fire. Fluffy is impacted by a large munition, knocking it off its legs.

Fischer makes it to the entrance of the ship, only to be met by a robot walking toward the entrance. Fischer and the robot unholster and fire at eachother's blaster pistols—breaking them. Fluffy rights itself and moves to cover

Fischer throws himself inside the ship and is charged by the robot. The robot attempts to shove Fischer out of the ship. Fischer dodges the push and moves to its side. Vasky fires at the robot attacking Fischer, missing. The robot presses a button, closing the ship's airlock. The ship begins to fill with air.

The robot says while picking up a metal bar and charging at : "You think you're funny getting on my ship!? Do you know much it costs making clowns outta clowns?! Well nothing. But you're not welcome!

While swinging the bar at Fischer the robot says "nor are you funny! Get funny! Honk! Honk!" Fischer manages to dodge its swings, being only grazed and having his visor chipped.

Fischer gains a hold of the bar after it hits the wall to the side of his head.

The two tug on the bar, trying to pull it from eachother's grip. Fischer spots a box of GRPC-234 and lets go of the bar, charging for the box, hitting a button to open both doors of the airlock on the way.

The robot screams "my noses!" while charging at Fischer waving the pipe in the air. The airlock doors begin to open.

Fischer grabs the box and throws it at the robot. The ship rapidly decompresses, pushing the robot toward the door. The robot drops the bar to catch the box of GRPC-234. Fischer charges at the robot and kicks it out the airlock. The robot is sent flying out into open space.

The rest of team-1 remain pinned by gunfire and the majority of their cover has been destroyed, having been blasted away.

Fischer runs to the cockpit and turns on the autopilot, flying it toward the rest of team-1. Fischer comms the group: "I got the ship, get ready!"

A massive horde of GRPC-234-1 enter the mess hall waving cuterly and tools. The horde blocks most of the fire of other GRPC-234-1, being shot in the back.

The group is pushed back by the horde, forcing them to flee. The teams weapons are absorbed into the crowd. Fischer makes contact with central command and demands his position be nuked.

Some of which are shot in the back by other GRPC-234-1 attempting to shoot them.

Fluffy begins to punch away the horde of GRPC-234-1. Team-1 is unable to fend them off, the crowd absorbing their munitions.

Team-1 rush to to the ship as it begins to slow down to stop for them. Fluffy grabs mitch and jumps through the airlock. The rest of the team make it into the ship. Several GRPC-234-1 make it through the airlock as the ship flies off but are shot away.

The airlock closes and team-1 makes it way back.

Nor are you funny! Get funny! Honk! Honk!"

Well you are! A potential clown. Look at yourself, perfect fit! Now get out!"

The robot swings the bar at Fischer several times, grazing him and chipping his visor.

Fischer is shot

The group are pushed further into the room they are in by the blast.

Object Class: Alpha-White

Hazard Types: Pending Review

Containment Protocols: Unnecessary

Description: RPC-001 is the discussions tab of the discussions tab. It is an easter egg located in every wikidot site.

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Since when can a discussion section have ANOTHER discussion section????

He commands you bring him your credit card, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month/year.