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Item #: RPC-002-J

Object Class: Gamma as fuck.

Containment Protocols: RPC-002-J is not to be acknowledged outside of this document. Information relating to RPC-002-J is inaccessible to staff with Level-4 clearance or lower. Any unauthorised documents acknowledging the existence of RPC-002-J must go through significant alterations. Any personnel, regardless of clearance level, dispensing information relating to RPC-002-J in a public format will be terminated as soon as possible.

The RPC Authority has established a media-based task force focused on searching for and removing all references to RPC-002-J in mainstream media. Any unauthorised group and/or individuals that acknowledge the existence of RPC-002-J will be terminated.

RPC-002-J is bad. All personnell interacting with RPC-002-J are to acknowledge how bad it is. Failure to do so will will result in reassignment termination crucifixion.

Description: RPC-002-J is this thing called "rape". It is the formal opinion of the RPC-002-J Containment Council that "rape" is bad, and that, as result of this, all documents acknowledging RPC-002-J (with the exception of the present text) must be altered, to prevent civillians from interacting with its badness.

Alteration methods include the following:

  • removing references to RPC-002-J
  • replacing all references to RPC-002-J with "vicious hugging"
  • incineration
  • sub-atomic annihilation
  • brutal █████
  • [REDACTED]
  • an undetermined process performed by lead researcher Dr. Kavorkian. When asked to explain the process to other research staff, Kavorkian responded, "I just kill that shit, fam."

The following is an extract of the list of texts that the -002-J Council have altered thus far:

Text Alteration (as requested by lead researcher Dr. Kavorkian)
Metropolitan Police Department's legal account of the 12/03/████ rape assault on Susan ██████. This is triggering. Kill this shit.
"How To Not Rape People" leaflet I mean, it's a handy idea. But it's super triggering. Kill this shit.
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