Riddled with spelling and capitalization errors. run through it with this program. https://www.grammarly.com. However, i found the concept very funny. I got a little chuckle from it. 6/10.
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Alright Tarb, let's take a look:
Containment Protocol:
RPC-261 is to be kept on cold biological storage area, no individual scoring low on the memetic resistance test should come in a 10m radius of RPC-261
Reframe to: "RPC-261 is to be kept in a refrigerated storage unit to ensure preservation. No individuals exhibiting poor evaluations on the Memetic Resistance Test (MRT) are permitted within 10 meters of RPC-261."
RPC-261 should be kept in a humanoid continent room consisting of a bed, a table, a radio, paper and ink, a pot plant and history books.
Change to: "RPC-261 is to be confined to a standard humanoid containment cell consisting of basic amenities, including: one bed, table, radio, paper and ink, and various history textbooks."
A researcher with high memetic resistance is to come and talk with RPC-261 once a day, should this fail and RPC-261 stolen from its containment chamber all personnel are to be checked in look for RPC-261.
Restate to: "A staff member with a high memetic resistance is to enter and speak with RPC-261 on a daily basis. In the event of said staff's susceptibility to RPC-261's cognitohazardous properties leading to an attempted theft of RPC-261, security personnel are to immediately immobilize, sedate, and temporarily detain the staff member."
RPC-261 is believed to be the right hand of General Juan Domingo Peron, RPC-261 is also believed to be sapient, being able to project a voice in a 10m radius of it,
Rephrase this to: "RPC-261 is the right hand of the former Argentinian president Juan Domingo Peron. RPC-261 exhibits notable sapience, being able to project disembodied vocalizations toward individual subjects within a 10 meter vicinity."
RPC-261 main anomaly manifests when an individual with low memetic resistance comes into a 50m range of RPC-261 for longer than 5 minutes, after 5 minutes the individual is now considered an RPC-261-2 instance, RPC-261-2 will attempt to steal RPC-261 by all means and bring it to “a safe space”,
Reframe this to: "RPC-261's primary anomalous effect manifests when an individual with low memetic resistance enters within a 10 meter proximity of it for a period lasting more than five minutes. After five minutes have elapsed, the individual is now designated an instance of RPC-261-2. RPC-261-2 will attempt to steal RPC-261 and proceed to escape with it to a "safe haven.""
it is unknown if RPC-261 is aware of its effect on people as it has stated that it causes him great stress, those effects seem to fade when RPC-261 is on a “hospitable ambient” and has daily human interaction, should this not be accomplished the are of effect manifested by RPC-261 will began to grow until an RPC-261-2 instance is created.
Change this to: "RPC-261 appears to exhibit a limited form of awareness of its anomalous properties, stating that it produces extreme distress when questioned as to its aforementioned properties. These anomalous effects appear to be diminished when RPC-261 is held within a hospitable environment with continuous human interaction. If lacking either criteria, RPC-261's cognitohazardous effects will intensify and gradually increase the range of its effects until producing an instance of RPC-261-2."
That's it for now, more coming soon.