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Item #: RPC-XXXX

Object Class: Alpha

Containment Protocols: RPC-XXX is contained on-site where it was originally discovered. The site is to be maintained as a standard residential home, occupied by Agent ███. Attempts made by civilians to approach or enter the site must be deterred, with the use of amnestics if found necessary.

No personnel are to enter the room where RPC-XXX is located, except during authorized testing sessions.

Description: RPC-XXX is a typical ceramic flush toilet produced by the brand ██████. Two large "googly eyes" are glued to the front of RPC-XXX's tank.

The sewage of RPC-XXX flows into an independent septic system.

RPC-XXX appears and functions like a normal toilet until a human subject attempts to use RPC-XXX for the purposes of urination or defecation. In doing so, it will cause an instance of RPC-XXX-1 to manifest. RPC-XXX-1 is a long appendage, similar to in appearance to those belonging to Octopoda. During manifestation of RPC-XXX-1, it will attempt to terminate the subject. If successful, RPC-XXX-1 will then contort the subject until they can fully fit into the bowl of RPC-XXX.

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RPC-XXX-B is the pipe connected to RPC-XXX to its septic tank. The interior of RPC-XXX-B is an area of non-Euclidian spacial displacement, warped to increase its internal volume to house a humanoid gastrointestinal tract, that approximately ███ times large than normal.

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