Glass Operator

DANCING CARROT

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A picture of RPC-XXX, confiscated from a civilian smart phone.

Registered Phenomena Code: XXX

Object Class: Alpha-White

Hazard Types: Sapient

Containment Protocols: RPC-XXX is to be contained in an 80 cm by 80 cm glass box. UV lights are to be installed on the ceiling of the container. The inside is to be furnished in the style of a dance theater, with microphones, miniature spot lights, a dancing pole, etc.

Equipment appropriate for a performer is to be present, such as canes, top hats, tap dance shoes, etc.

All such equipment will be custom made via plastic printing.

Once a week, RPC-XXX may be permitted to perform for the entertainment of on-site Authority personnel.

Description: RPC-XXX is an Imperator Carrot with a genetic defect that caused it to grow two leg-like appendages. Object is sapient, vocal, and has a strong fondness for dancing and singing, although it has only ever been seen doing the same performance every single time.

Despite being a carrot, the object has a significantly longer life span than that of a non-anomalous variant. As of the time of this writing, RPC-XXX will have been in containment for at least six months, and it has shown no signs of rotting or spoiling.

RPC-XXX has displayed significant skill in acrobatics, and is able to leap distances of up to 120 centimeters.

RPC-XXX’s diet consists of water and sunlight.

Requests for damage testing have been denied.

Addendum/Discovery:

Authority web crawlers had discovered videos online of a dancing, singing carrot. Investigation into the videos led the Authority to 1717 Olive Tree Circle, Wellington, Florida, 36915, where the object was being held.

A civilian family had purchased a bag of generic Walmart brand carrots and attempted to prepare RPC-XXX for consumption before it displayed its anomalous activities. Afterwards, the object became a source of entertainment for the civilian family.

Video log attached below:

Media ID#: M-XXXXX

Foreword: Video footage was confiscated from the in-house security camera. Civilian family includes 28 year old Thomas Craigs, 29 year old Daphne, and 3 year old Will.

<Begin Video>

<Civilians Thomas, Daphne, and Will Craigs sit down at the dining room table, preparing for dinner. A game on Monopoly is currently in session between Will and Daphne. Thomas opens the packaging that RPC-XXX is located in.>

RPC-XXX: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the metaphorical phone, human!

<Thomas staggers backwards and drops the packaging.>

RPC-XXX: YOWCH! Hold onto me too, dude!

<Daphne and Will peek into the kitchen.>

Thomas: It’s talking. How is it talking?

RPC-XXX: The same way you do, bruv!

Will: This is so cool…

RPC-XXX: Hey, if I show you something really cool, will you promise not to eat me?

Thomas: To be fair, we wouldn’t have eaten you anyways.

RPC-XXX: Really?

Thomas: Yes.

RPC-XXX: Oh. Well, shucks. How come?

Thomas: What do you mean ‘how come’?! Look at yourself!

<RPC-XXX sprints to the bathroom and leaps onto the toilet before climbing onto the counter.>

RPC-XXX: I don’t see anythin’ special.

Daphne: This carrot is joking, right?

RPC-XXX: No matter. On to my performance!

<RPC-XXX jumps off the counter, swings off of Daphne’s hair, kicks off of Will’s face, and lands on the kitchen table. In response, Daphne reaches up and massages her scalp, while Will begins crying.>

RPC-XXX: Behold!

<RPC-XXX kicks the Monopoly top hat onto its head. It then grabs a toothpick and breaks it over its knee, fashioning a cane.>

RPC-XXX: HELLO, MY BABY, HELLO, MY HONEY, HELLO, MY RAGTIME GAAALLL!

<RPC-XXX finishes its performance by throwing its top hat into the air before catching it and bowing to the family.>

Will: Can we keep him?

<End Video>


ELEVATOR OF PEACE

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Registered Phenomena Code: XXX

Object Class: Alpha-White

Hazard Types: Sapient

Containment Protocols: Hotels in which RPC-XXX is present are to sequester all affected elevators under the guise of scheduled maintenance. Individuals who manage to enter RPC-XXX are to be located and amnesticized, if possible.

Description: RPC-XXX are anomalous glass elevators located in hotels in the Wellington, Florida area, with most of them present in the Paris Hilton Hotel.

Objects are transparent.

RPC-XXX’s anomalous effects can be activated in one of two ways:

1.) If an individual undergoing enough emotional distress attempts to use RPC-XXX like a normal elevator, the effect will activate.

2.) If a person is aware of RPC-XXX, they can enter on command, as long as they use one of the designated anomalous elevators.

Upon activation, RPC-XXX will move horizontally instead of vertically, shifting into solid material. Visual observation does not interfere with the anomaly’s activation. To an outside observer, the elevator will have stayed in place while the passenger will have vanished.

From the passenger’s perspective, the elevator will then emerge in a meadow covered in flowers of varying species, such as sunflowers, carnations, etc. Various forms of wildlife also make appearances, such as bunnies.

The meadow’s appearance changes upon each visit. It has been observed that the vegetation and wildlife present during RPC-XXX’s active state bear some form of subconscious significance to whomever is boarding RPC-XXX at the time.

RPC-XXX will be traveling sideways on a train track that extends for an unseen distance. Riders can exit RPC-XXX during its active phase by requesting it from RPC-XXX-2, who appears during said active phase.

Upon deactivation, the sun above the meadow will rapidly set, with RPC-XXX re-emerging in reality as a standard glass elevator.

Attempting to activate RPC-XXX with more than one person has resulted in failure.

The meadow in RPC-XXX’s active phase is capable of showing scenes and entities that pertain to the rider’s own subconscious desires and memories.

RPC-XXX-2 is a female, humanoid entity that appears in RPC-XXX during its active phase. The entity acts as a guide for the person who activates RPC-XXX, asking them questions related to their lives, and being amiable to riders.

People who have spoken with RPC-XXX-2 have reported it to be kind and describe their conversations with it as pleasant.

Despite some individuals interacting with RPC-XXX-2 over the course of decades, the entity does not visibly age and maintains the physique of a woman in her 20s.

Addendum-XXX:

Media ID#: M-XXX

Foreword: Agent Igor interviews RPC-XXX-2 to gain more information about its origins.

<Begin Video>

<Igor enters RPC-XXX and activates it. As expected, the object phases into the wall, causing the video to go black. Moments later, video feed returns, showing a thick, vibrant, sunny meadow cruising by.>

RPC-XXX-2: Beautiful, isn’t it?

//<Igor faces the entity, who stands next to him with its hands behind its back.

Igor: I’ve never been a nature buff, but I can’t deny that it looks nice.

<RPC-XXX-2 eyes Igor up and down.>

RPC-XXX-2: Ever since your lot started showing up, all of my old clients have come back and started acting like they never met me. Are you deliberately erasing their memories?

Igor: No.

<RPC-XXX-2 stares before nodding slowly.>

<The meadow rapidly darkens to a dim twilight, obscuring RPC-XXX-2’s face. The elevator begins to slow down.>

RPC-XXX-2: I have a request.

Igor: What would that be?

<RPC-XXX-2 produces a DVD case and hands it to Igor.>

RPC-XXX-2: There’s this one boy I met a while ago. I would appreciate it if you made him forget me.

<The video goes dark. The elevator beeps, and the doors open, revealing a well-lit hotel hallway.>

<End Video>

Addendum: Examination of the DVD reveals several video logs all detailing the interactions between Kris Fields, a male civilian, and RPC-XXX-2. Video logs have been added below.

Addendum-XXX-2:

Media ID#: M-XXX

Foreword: This is video log 1 located on the DVD provided by RPC-XXX-2. Kris Fields is around 4 or 5 in this video footage.

<Begin Video>

<Kris can be seen entering RPC-XXX, sobbing lightly. He sits in a corner, hyperventilating. After a few moments, RPC-XXX activates by itself, causing the video feed to go black.>

<The video feed returns, showing Kris staring as RPC-XXX travels sideways along a train track. A grassy meadow drifts by.>

<Kris stares at the meadow, entranced, until a living room and kitchen appear, as though torn out of a house and placed in in the field.>

<Kris takes a step back, beginning to cry as angry doppelgängers of a man and woman scream at each other. RPC-XXX-2 materializes behind Kris and puts a hand on his shoulder.>

RPC-XXX-2: Don’t be afraid. They’re not the real things.

<A bowl arcs through the air and strikes the glass, shattering on contact. The glass window is undamaged. Keira screams, runs behind RPC-XXX-2 and cries loudly.>

RPC-XXX-2: Shush, child. Everything will be okay. I’m here.

<It places a hand on Kris’s head, nudging him closer to her leg.>

Kris: Mommy and daddy don’t love each other anymore!

RPC-XXX-2: Hm.

<The elevator passes by a bedroom, where screaming can be heard through the walls, and Kris can be seen cowering beneath his sheets.>

RPC-XXX-2: Tell me your name, child.

Kris: K-kris.

<RPC-XXX-2 turns around and crouches in front of Kris, tucking his hair behind his ear.>

RPC-XXX-2: You may stay here with me for a while, if you like.

<RPC-XXX slowly moves away from the bedroom and back into the meadow from before. Kris stares, entranced.>

RPC-XXX-2: No child deserves to feel that level of neglect.

<End Video>

Notes: An hour after the video ends, Kris exits the elevator and looks back before going home.


Media ID#: M-XXX

Foreword: This is video log 2 located on the DVD provided by RPC-XXX-2. For unknown reasons, this video lacks dialogue, even though Kris and RPC-XXX-2 can be seen conversing.

<Begin Video>

1500: <Kris Fields can be seen entering RPC-XXX. He activates it, and the video feed goes black. When it returns, he is seen standing in front of RPC-XXX-2 with his hands held loosely behind his back. >

1505: Somehow, a chair and table are produced, and Kris and RPC-XXX-2 sit down next to each other. The table is covered in sheets of paper, with a basic math textbook present on the side.

1510: Kris can be seen slapping the table in frustration. RPC-XXX-2 puts its hand over his, appearing to reprimand him.

1520: RPC-XXX-2 smiles as Kris finishes his homework. He jumps out of his seat and leaps around the table in one loop. RPC-XXX-2 strokes his hair.

1600: Kris and RPC-XXX-2 sit on the floor, watching the fields pass by. It has its arm around Kris, holding him.

1620: The elevator slows down and stops by a tree. A family of bunnies spots the anomaly before scattering. Kris. Laughs.

2120: Kris has fallen asleep on RPC-XXX-2’s lap. It strokes his hand tenderly.

<End Video>

Notes: Moments after the video ends, civilians in the Paris Hilton hotel reported seeing RPC-XXX-2 carrying Kris to a hotel room, opening the door, and carrying him inside. This was done a few hours after Kris’ parents called hotel staff, reporting that they had not seen Kris in that. Length of time. Hotel staff saw the video footage of RPC-XXX-2 breaking and entering, then proceeded to file reports, recalling that they gave no such individual access to a hotel room key, nor did they hire such a person.


Media ID#: M-XXX

Foreword: This is video log 3 located on the DVD provided by RPC-XXX-2.

<Begin Video>

<Kris’s father, Joe Fields, enters RPC-XXX and activates it. The video goes black and the object becomes active. He stumbles around and looks around himself, panicking.>

RPC-XXX-2: Good afternoon, Mr. Fields.

Joe: Holy fu— How the hell?! Fuck it, whatever, are you the one who kidnapped my son?

RPC-XXX-2: I did not ‘kidnap’ him. He came to me for assistance in doing his homework.

Joe: That’s a great excuse. How the hell do you know him anyways?

RPC-XXX-2: We met in an elevator. <It chuckles.>

Joe: You kidnapped my son and you still have the nerve to make jokes?!

RPC-XXX-2: As I already stated, I did not kidnap him. He came to me.

Joe: Bullshit. You stay the hell away from Kris, you hear me?

<RPC-XXX-2 takes a step towards Joe. Immediately, RPC-XXX speeds up on its track, and the sky darkens rapidly. Joe takes a step back.>

RPC-XXX-2: Perhaps if you treated that child with the respect, care, and tenderness that he deserves, he would not run to an elevator of all places for shelter. Have you ever thought of that?

Joe: …what are you?

RPC-XXX-2: Feel free to address me as Carla. Now get out.

<The video feed cuts to black>

RPC-XXX-2: Don’t ever speak to me in that tone of voice again, human.

<End Video>

Notes: Agent Igor stepped forward and requested an interview from Joe Fields. Mr. Fields declined.


Media ID#: M-XXX

Foreword: This is video log 4 located on the DVD provided by RPC-XXX-2. Note that there is a time skip, with a significantly older Kris Fields, estimated to be around 16 or 17. The video does not lack sound, however, dialogue here is minimal.

<Begin Video>

1821: <Kris stands in front of RPC-XXX-2, his head bowed, his hands behind his back. The elevator is moving very slowly. Kris moves to the front and places a hand on the glass.>

1630: The elevator stops. A hospital bed appears outside, with a doppelgänger of Joe Fields lying in it. An IV drip is in his arm, with a blood bag hanging from a hook. “How bad is it?” Asks RPC-XXX-2. Kris states: “Stage four.” RPC-XXX-2 steps in from the side and embraces Kris, who reciprocates.

1700: The elevator begins moving again. Kris. And RPC-XXX-2 have not moved.

1705: Outside, it begins raining.

1710: The rain has escalated to a downpour. Kris can be heard weeping, his back turned towards the camera.

2203: Kris has fallen asleep on RPC-XXX-2’s lap.

<End Video>
Notes: Video footage in JFK Hospital, Florida, showed Kris stepping out of RPC-XXX, even though he had entered from somewhere else. After exiting the elevator, he entered the hospital room in which Joe Fields was resting and embraced him. Hospital staff later found him without a visitor’s pass and escorted him out.

Media ID#: M-XXX

Foreword: This is video log 5 located on the DVD provided by RPC-XXX-2. Another time skip has occurred, with Kris being around 25 here.

<Begin Video>

<Kris and RPC-XXX-2 embrace.>

RPC-XXX-2: Welcome back, my child. It has been quite some time since I last saw you.

Kris: Yeah. Sorry about that. Life got busy after dad died.

<The elevator speeds past a cemetery, which quickly vanishes off screen.>

Kris: I miss him.

<They stand and watch scenery pass by. Eventually, they sit next to each other on the ground.>

Kris: You know that old cliche in books where the writer says their ‘blood runs cold’?

<RPC-XXX-2 nods.>

Kris: Well. It’s kind of true. It wasn’t just my blood that ran cold…

<The elevator approaches a hospital and phases through the walls. In the hospital waiting room, nobody notices. A doppelgänger of Kris is sitting in a chair, looking at his phone. A man, later confirmed to be his older brother, approaches him.>

Man: Dad has cancer.

Doppelgänger Kris: Really?

<The elevator speeds away, going through the other wall.>

Kris: Three simple words. Three. That’s all he needed to turn my entire body into ice.

<It begins drizzling outside. RPC-XXX-2 holds Kris’s hand.>

RPC-XXX-2: I’m sure he’d be proud of how far you’ve come. <She smiles at him.>

Kris: Yeah.

<The elevator slows down, showing a doppelgänger of Kris and RPC-XXX-2 in an open field, lying on their backs. They turn to face each other, blushing. They kiss. The elevator then speeds away.>

RPC-XXX-2: …I’m sorry.

<End Video>

Notes: I have reviewed RPC-XXX-2’s request to amnesticize Kris Fields. Request denied. -Agent Igor


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