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TODO: Rewrite FF and get it on the site above deletion threshold - it's gonna happen Red, deal with it.
Write a Cosmic Embers AU article.
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Registered Phenomena Code: XXXX
Object Class: Omega-Orange
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Containment Protocols: RPC-XXXX-CA278 is currently contained in an Anomalous Humanoid Containment Cell indefinitely. RPC-XXXX-CA278 is not to be released pending further investigation. If an instance of RPC-XXXX is discovered or identified, nonlethal neutralization is preferred for further testing but lethal measrures are authorized.
Description: RPC-XXXX is a collective consciousness spanning across multiple human beings identifying himself as John Smith. RPC-XXXX manifests when a human being of the same name comes into existence - their name must be legally recorded whether by birth document or name change document and they must have lived with the name for the majority of their life. It is unknown by what means RPC-XXXX occupies a human being's mind.
Instances of RPC-XXXX are identified using a 5-digit hexadecimal code.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
« RPC-PREVIOUS RPC | RPC-XXXX | RPC-NEXT RPC »

Numerical Code: Papa-1
Codename: Berserkers
Motto: "Ad Infinitum" (Forevermore.)
Garrison/HQ: [REDACTED]
Roles: Stronghold assault, siege, CQC training, location clearing.
Established: 22^^nd^ of January, 1107
Description: A specialized division of Authority personnel dedicated to the acquisition of Beta or higher class anomalies. Training in siege tactics, counter-intelligence, CQC, breach & clear tactics, explosives and specialized gear are mandatory upon joining the Berserker division.
Berserkers are notorious for breaking Authority military code and storming any anomalous object given to them as their task. They are especially renowned for their ability to tear down walls and even buildings in a snatch-and-grab style, whilst their skill with short-range weapons and explosive traps have allowed them to eliminate anomalies based in or consisting of buildings if not containing them successfully.
Initially formed as a testbed for certain technologies, Berserkers now act as the elite of the ordinary - if someone transfers in, they are considered one of the brightest, toughest and deadliest of the Authority forces. Although not equal to Alpha 1 in terms of singular lethality, they make up for it in terms of sheer force when in numbers and illegal amounts of explosives.
Taskforce Composition
Primary Personnel
- Explosives Division: 102 Personnel
- Medical Division: 54 Personnel
- Main Division: 956 Personnel
- Paratrooper Division: 304 Personnel
- Siege Division: ██,546 Personnel
How the hell have we missed this? When did Papa-1 get that many people just for sieging? - Board Director ██
[EXPLETIVE REDACTED] anomalies is how. And because no-one is stronger than a thousand of someone. Or… something like that. Shut up and keep reading, Director. - Heavy Master Javik Hellsong
Non-Armed Support Personnel
- Armored Division: 60 Personnel, 12 M1A2 SEPv3 Main Battle Tanks, 2 MIM-104 Patriot (Anti Air Variant), 2 MIM-104 Patriot (Anti Personnel Variant), 2 MIM-104 Patriot (Anti Material Variant)
- Medical Division 800 Personnel
- Air Division: 150 Personnel, 5 Bell AH-1Z Viper Attack Helicopters, 12 Aeritalia G.222 Transport Planes, 5 Lockheed AC-130 Fixed Wing Gunships
- Total Personnel: ██,972 Personnel
Not even Alpha-01 has that many personnel - and forget that medical personnel number! Requesting transfers to multiple divisions. Board Director ██
Nope. Not happening, boss. Unless you want to see what happens when you send a squad of men into a massive meat-blender - dash intended - we'll be retaining these numbers. Besides, we've proven what happens when anomalies meet our business end. - Heavy Master Javiks Hellsong
Active Personnel
Currently Active Personnel
[ALERT: PERSONNEL FILES ARE LOCKED PENDING ACCESS LEVEL FOUR]
Armaments

A typical Berserker-issued IOTV, which uses specialized Thin Strip armour plates to increase mobility at minimal expense of durability
Standard Firearms
- Combat Knife: Kukri
- Pistol: M9 Beretta ADCQE - mounted flashlight/laser combo, burst fire/single fire/safety, long barrel
- Personal Defense Weapon: KAC 6x35mm PDW
- Rifle: Colt Model 933 Commando - mounted with carrying handle, 100 round box magazine, M203 launcher
- Shotgun: Franchi SPAS-15 - mounted with custom railguard, laser, custom full-auto/semi-auto/safety
- Sniper: Accuracy International AWM
- Light Machine Gun: KAC Chain SAW - mounted with dual lasers
- Anti-Materiel: Accuracy International AS50 - mounted with ACOG sight
- Rocket Launcher: M202 Unguided Explosive/M202A1 Incendiary FLASH
- Anti-Air Launcher: Starstreak HVM Authority Developed Edition (capable of switching between laser-guided and command LOS)
We need to speak to the Gold Lord. Together, Commander. - Gold Ax Reggie
Nah, we talked to them. They fired a few of them too. Loved it. The Chain SAWs are proper fun - ever seen a man spray a couple hundred rounds into a cryptid's maw? Nothing can compare. Don't think the cryptid could either… - Heavy Master Javiks Hellsong
Completed Operations
Mission Name:Operation RES Extraction codenamed 'Operation Caledfwlch'
Status: Success
Date: July 21st 1951
Description: First field test of Papa-1 'Berserkers'.
Berserkers were instructed to infiltrate perceived Russian bunkers in the Western regions of Canada in an attempt to collect and contain anomalous objects. After approximately 7 minutes of arguing, Papa-1 proceeded to launch the full stock of unguided rocket launchers at known locations through multiple viewports in an attempt to burn out any and all Russian forces.
After 15 minutes and multiple frag grenades 'to put out the fires', Papa-01 breached using Compound 4 plastic explosives shaped in the depiction of then-President Harry Truman and proceeded to clear all levels of the bunker. Approximately 95% of the Russian forces were killed in the initial strike, and the remainder were struck unconscious through unknown means. Testimonies and evidence suggests a combination of rifle butt strikes, knife handle strikes and punches to vital areas and the head.
██ anomalous objects were retrieved and contained at various sites. 1 object was damaged, with majority forces stating 'they had nothing to do with it' and soldier Terry Freeman stating 'look, it moved and I panicked, OK? Don't judge me."
[ALERT: FURTHER MISSION LOGS ARE LOCKED PENDING ACCESS LEVEL SIGMA ONE]
Containment Assignments
[ACCESS PENDING]
Further Info
Papa-1 has no official ranking list. Instead, an internal organization structure exists for the operational forces. Interference with operational training in any way for the Berserkers will result in withdrawal from Berserker facilities and transferral to another Site.
Name | Equivalent Rank | Description | Benefits |
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Blunt-Ax | Transferring soldier | Removed from standard activities to be transferred to another unit. Can be for numerous reasons, but typically Hand-Axs are demoted to here. | N/A |
Hand-Ax | Private | Effectively rank-and-file forces. Trained in spartan-like conditions in order to reach similar level of competence as other forces. Must trick and steal food daily - failure to succeed for cumulative 3 days results in demotion to Blunt Ax and transferral to another unit. | None. |
Ax | Corporal | Considered physically fit enough to lead the Hand-Axs in the assaults. Typically taught tactics and strategy, as well as specialized knowledge on certain enemy forces. | Standard bunk and food, gym availability. |
Dual Ax | Staff Sergeant | Trained physically and mentally above most other soldiers - higher intelligence and physical prowess allows them to assert dominance over the Top Men without major fear. Coordinates a squad of 2 Axes and multiple Hand-Axes. | Standard bunk and food, gym availability, armoury priority |
Ax Master | Master Sergeant | Best of the best - higher physical health, mental capacity and quicker thinking than the lower ranks. Typically inserted as elite forces whereas Dual Ax and lower are inserted as standard. High aptitude for setting traps and taking down the majority of Beta instances faced. | Priority bunk, food and gym; armoury priority; explosives access |
Heavy Ax | Major | Shows aptitude for leading Ax Masters - typically pointman on elite squads. Well regarded for detonating explosives danger close if it saves Authority force lives. | Priority bunk, food and gym; armoury and explosives priority |
Heavy Master | Colonel | Effectively coordinates all lower ranks in sieges and skirmishes. Assigns squads & ranks, manages squad roles and objectives. Only inserts when full elite forces and no standard forces are necessary. | Priority bunk, cleaning, food and gym; armoury and explosives priority |
Steel Lord | Quartermaster | Handles acquisition and maintenance of weapons. Typically employs Axs and Dual Axs to perform duties for them (with prefix Steel denoting such forces - e.g. Steel Ax, Steel Dual Ax). Coordinates with Heavy Master and Gold Master in order to handle weapon training and purchases. | Priority bunk, food and gym; armoury and explosives priority |
Gold Lord | Logistics | Handles finances and explosives, amongst other resources such as food and jobs such as security. Typically replaced every couple of months. Employs Dual Axs to act as security for food to prevent Axs stealing it (limited to around 4 Axs a month) and for other resources (no limit) to prevent personal use (with prefix Gold denoting such forces - e.g. Gold Ax). | Priority bunk, food and gym; armoury and explosives priority |
Giant Lord | Drill Instructor | Handles training of Hand-Axs, Axs and Dual-Axs where needed. Pushes lower ranks through strict training regimens weekly and acts as health consultant and trainer for the higher ranks and elite forces. | Priority bunk, food and gym; armoury and explosives priority |
Valkyrie Lord | Medical Officer | Handle medical training for certain Axs, Dual Axs, Heavy Axs and Heavy Masters. Also in charge of maintaining the general health of the Berserkers as well as treating the injured and organizing medical staff. Typically present at sieges. Field surgeons trained under them are designated with prefix All (e.g. All-Ax, All-Dual Ax, etc.) | Priority bunk, food and gym; armoury and explosives priority |
Ax Lord | Brigadier General | In charge of all the above. Requires 15 years of service minimum in the Authority and 10 in the Berserkers. Organizes forces to be commanded by the Authority as needed. | Priority bunk, food and gym; armoury and explosives priority |
Original format by Doctor Lupin

RPC-XXXX's outer facing design, in comparison to a €2 coin.
Item #: RPC-XXXX
Object Class: Alpha-Yellow
Containment Protocols: RPC-XXX is to be contained within a standard containment locker secured by a card-scanning lock mechanism accessible only with Level 3 or higher clearance. All removals and returns of RPC-XXXX is to be documented using Form XXXX-Requisition, pages 2 to 4 for removal and reason as to why and pages 5 to 7 for returning and documentation of the use and its results. The full Form should be retained within the left neighbouring containment locker.
In the event RPC-XXXX is removed from Authority custody (excluding testing performed by Class D personnel) for more than 5 minutes, elimination of the current holder(s) and retrieval of RPC-XXXX must be prioritized. Tactics for retrieval may vary, but at most up to nuclear armaments may be authorized if any & all other options have failed and are exhausted due to the nature of RPC-XXXX's anomalous effect. Appropriate cover stories will be created to prevent civilian panic and potential government investigations will be reacted to appropriately.
Description: RPC-XXXX is a crudely crafted wooden mask, depicting the skull of a Gorilla (Gorilla gorilla). The external face of the mask has a smooth texture and was previously preserved using unknown methods. The internal face is worn in texture. It has an extensive etching covering the entirety of the inside. Analysis has concluded these etchings were made with simple tools but at a consistent depth of 2.1mm. For unknown reasons, the mask is capable of retaining its position upon a person's face without a strap or other methods (magnetism, suction, vacuum, etc).
When witnessing any event through both eyeholes of RPC-XXXX, the viewer will see a typically positive the initial future outcome of the viewed event. When the viewer ceases vision through RPC-XXXX, the event will be the ensuing outcome a negative future outcome of the event that will subvert the expectation of the viewer, i.e. if the viewer believes that a room is safe from a threat, the initial future outcome will be that of the threat retreating or help arriving whilst the negative outcome would be that the room will become unsafe or infeasible to maintain the safety of. There is a predicted limit of around 1 minute currently no known limit on when RPC-XXXX will affect the outcome, with the highest recorded being 13 minutes approximately.
Users of RPC-XXXX can affect what is changed by focusing on the event in question, e.g. focusing on a football midfielder moving across a field will cause RPC-XXXX to make it the target of it's anomalous effects for all intents and purposes.
Testing has suggested any negative outcome will occur within reason - viewing a cup of coffee on a table with RPC-XXXX will not result in nuclear war or multiple containment breaches, but instead cause the coffee cup to be knocked off by another person or to simply crack and leak from heat damage. After the outcome of Incident XXXX-1, all personnel are reminded not to look at any critical or necessary Authority assets1 with RPC-XXXX. Anyone who fails to operate RPC-XXXX within the bounds of this part of Containment Protocol will have their clearance revoked.
RPC-XXXX cannot prevent the alteration of the outcome of an event, i.e. if an event is predetermined to occur regardless of RPC-XXXX's anomalous property exerting itself, it will not be capable of changing the event - only showing the most positive outcome when wearing the mask - nor can it 'stack' multiple changes in predicting changing the future. Only one negative outcome can ever arise from using RPC-XXXX, which is whatever it initially viewed.
Finally, RPC-XXXX is immune to kinetic, thermal and explosive damage of all scales and varieties2. It is also posited that RPC-XXXX is potentially of enough sentience to force the outcomes of these attacks to fail via reality bending of some kind however attempts to establish communication with RPC-XXXX have failed, disproving this.
Addendum:
The mask was previously held and maintained by the Museo ████████ de ████████████, in Mexico. Multiple civilian reports of accidents happening within the vicinity of that exhibit originally gained no interest until [REDACTED], reducing the surrounding region to rubble in a 20m radius and unintentionally provoking a cartel war. MST Romero-7 "Suited Gentlemen" were dispatched to investigate the event and to detain/neutralize all involved parties within the local area after confirming the existence of an anomalous object or force.
The RPC's effects were unintentionally discovered when one of the local sicarios3 was gazing through RPC-XXXX at Romero-7, who proceeded to detain the other subjects present and killed the subject who had used RPC-XXXX when they attempted to open fire. A member of Romero-7 then investigated the anomalous item. One MST soldier viewed the captured subjects through RPC-XXXX before removing the item from his face and securing it. 17 seconds after this event, the subjects were blown up by an explosive thrown and detonated by other sicarios. Later interrogation prior to release revealed that the subjects were actually moving away from the location to escape until something seized them to move back and attack, 'as if possessed by a devil'.
Around 27 hostile subjects were disarmed and the majority of the museum staff were detained. Civilians were administered Class-A amnestics before being released. The subjects were released to police forces then later transferred into Death Row for multiple prior crimes. 57 hostiles and 3 civilians were killed in the crossfire. Identity cover used was of the Policía Federal4 in order to enforce a strict no-entry rule until the area was deemed safe for civilian perusal and reconstruction.
Request for reclassification to Beta-Yellow has been declined. Unless someone uses it, it isn't a threat. Keep it in storage.// - [REDACTED]
Request for testing has been granted, under extremely controlled conditions. Not so much as an atom should be unobserved and under control. After what happened at the museum I doubt any of the personnel would want to be killed like that, never mind the local damage. - [REDACTED]
ALL EXPERIMENT LOGS HAVE BEEN ARCHIVED LOCALLY AT SITE-██, PLEASE CONTACT [REDACTED] FOR DETAILS.
ADDENDUM: ALL EXPERIMENT LOGS ARE CURRENTLY BEING BROUGHT OUT OF ARCHIVES TO FACILITATE SAFETY PROTOCOLS FOR FUTURE USAGE. ACCESS LINK PROVIDED.
During an undocumented test of RPC-XXXX, the D-Class personnel operating RPC-XXXX looked at the wall of the room he was contained in then removed the mask. The wall was summarily detonated by Authority engineers 13 minutes later and caused structural damage inciting 2 containment breaches of Beta-Class RPCs.
After this incident, video tape footage from both within the room and the corridor the engineers operated in concluded that RPC-XXXX's effects are indiscriminate and not necessarily immediate, and has confirmed it can include people within the region of the pertaining outcome, i.e. walls could be demolished by anyone with the correct equipment nearby if the wall is gazed at with RPC-XXXX so long as it is the worst possible outcome.
Testing will not be concluded following this incident. More stringent testing policies will be implemented instead.
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Site-XX
Research & Intelligence Facility
Overview
Established: 10/11/200█
Front Cover: Offshore platform formerly owned by ███ plc
Location: ██0 nautical miles east of New Zealand
Codename: Lockbox
Hex-code: F03
Site Occupation: Containment, Personnel & Research
Total Area: 1.09km by 2.09km, to a depth of 102m (approximate volume of 232,366,200 m3)
Background Information: Site-XX is one of the Authority's few major Alpha and Theta long term containment locations, housing ██0,000 unique anomalous objects underneath the floor of the South Pacific Ocean. Underneath the offshore platform legs is 50m of lead, preventing x-rays, thermals or wireless signals form being picked up over long ranges.
Access to the Site is gained only via the 4 corner elevators, disguised as the structural supports of the derrick and, in an emergency or when transporting larger anomalous objects, an airlock topside of the underwater base 500 metres wide and long. The airlock can open partially if requested for smaller objects or vehicles. The oil derrick's gin pole has also been redesigned to accommodate items and passengers as an air-tight elevator, allowing for an overseas alternative entry point should an attack or breach occur requiring Authority intervention or if the former elevators are non-functioning.
No D-Class are kept onsite - instead, they are imported in from other Sites as and when needed. Necessary documents for such a transfer can be obtained via Site Director.
Offices & Wings Section
- The Site is organized within the four corners as Containment Wings - Region A and B are the NW and SW corners whilst C and D are the NE and SE corners, with each corner taking up approximately 54 km2. These Wings act as warehouse storage and containment locker rooms, with the depth allowing for 2 warehouse floors or 10 containment locker depots. A and C are designed as warehouses whilst B and D are containment locker depot floors.
- The lower floor in the center acts as the Personnel & First Aid Wing, capable of accomodating ███ thousand Authority Security personnel, ██ thousand Research personnel with room to spare for █ different MSTs of high headcounts.
- The higher floor in the center acts as the Research & Delivery Wing, comprised primarily of researchers offices and the primary delivery area. Researchers experimenting with anomalous items will find the lowest floors, neighbouring the Personnel and First Aid Wing, filled with 8942 chambers for safely testing said items.
- Accommodating all of the work necessary to keep the Site hidden and safe is the Engineering Wing, on the offshore platform. All storage of construction materials is handled using standard shipping containers and water-proof labels. Engineering have, to date: prevented █ different potential containment breaches by structural failure; installed, upgraded & maintained the tram system allowing for fast and numerous displacement of personnel and anomalous items on the top, middle and bottom-most floors of Site-XX; and constantly adapted multiple testing chambers and containment lockers for use.
- Allowing access to the underwater base's full size is the Transfer System, a massive system of conveyor belts, escalators, elevators and trams within the storage facilities allowing for quick movement of personnel and objects alike. Approximately 39% start off or end up at the delivery area, with 50% starting or ending at the Containment Wings.
Site Administration
PERSONNEL FILES FOR SITE-XX ARE LEVEL THREE CLASS B LOCAL ACCESS ONLY
Only Level 3 Class B personnel with access to or assigned to Site-XX are to be granted access to knowledge pertaining to the current personnel file of Site-XX.
Garrisoned Mobile Security Teams
[N/A]
Anomalies Contained
[N/A]
Incident Logs
[N/A]
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OBJECT CLASS SYMBOL
Registered Phenomena Code: XXXX
Object Class: Beta - Yellow/Orange/Red (lethality rating)
Hazard Types: Visual Hazard
Containment Protocols: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: RPC-XXXX is what is commonly believed to be a spectral phenomena that manifests as two entities:
- RPC-XXXX-A, the victim of a prior incident with RPC-XXXX
- RPC-XXXX-B, the footprints of RPC-XXXX-B
When a subject spots an instance of RPC-XXXX-B, RPC-XXXX-B becomes visible to only that subject unless they lose interest for any reason. Subjects are typically drawn to instances of RPC-XXXX-B out of curiosity or concern - in the case of discovery, concern that there had been a security breach. Instances of RPC-XXXX-B can be both imprints in soft materials such as mud, lingering anomalous instances such as memory foam or dust outlines on hard surfaces such as concrete.
There will typically be at least one corner between the view of the subject and RPC-XXXX-A prior to RPC-XXXX-A's anomalous effect taking hold.
rpc-xxxx-a dies when subject makes eye contact with entity
subject becomes rpc-xxxx-a
no interviews possible
location can move, but very slowly
can be triggered by viewing via camera
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
« RPC-PREVIOUS RPC | RPC-CURRENT RPC | RPC-NEXT RPC »
[[include component:rate title=rpc-]]

Registered Phenomena Code: XXXX
Object Class: Alpha-White
Hazard Types: Organic, Sentient, Transmutation
Containment Protocols: RPC-XXXX is to be contained within a standard Humanoid Containment Chamber at Site-038. After multiple minor incidents, the code for said Chamber is to only be known by the relevant Head Researcher at the Site and must be changed after every █ uses. Any requests by RPC-XXXX for a body or free access from its cell is to be denied.
During experiments, all CSD are to be monitored and refused clothing until RPC-XXXX is secured in the chamber. If RPC-XXXX is not secured in the chamber, Authority personnel must search the CSD involved in testing fully before releasing back into the CSD populace. Personnel are authorized to perform cavity searches in such scenarios.
As of 12/28/19, only Head Researcher Deus Lothar Vulte is allowed access to RPC-XXXX. Head Researcher Vulte is to be contacted prior to testing RPC-XXXXX.
Description: RPC-XXXX is an Amazing! Co. branded sexual relief device commonly known as a 'fleshlight' marketed, on the box RPC-XXXX was retrieved with, under the name:
THE REAL-LIFE MULTI-ACTION DOLL™5
An Amazing! Co. Product
Amazing! Co. is not responsible for any physical or familial damages.
The object's container is porous but rigid and constructed of black vulcanized rubber, whilst the insert itself is mentioned in relevant materials as 'SuperSkin' and is plain white in colour. The object itself has a total length of 16 inches, 6 inches longer than what is labelled as 'Full size' in the industry. This space is not taken up by the faux orifice, but by [REDACTED].
RPC-XXXX's anomalous effect manifests when a male of any species, hereby referred to as the partner, ejaculates semen into the anomalous object's faux-orifice. After removal of the penis, RPC-XXXX will generate an organic body of the same species as its user. The body lacks a brain or equivalent organ - instead [REDACTED], hereby referred to as RPC-XXXX-2, occupies the space. Attempted Authority replications have been prone to highly unstable behavior, including schizophrenia, psychosis and suicidal depression. Pending examination by the Engineering Department, RPC-XXXX-2 somehow works in tandem with RPC-XXXX to function. RPC-XXXX itself will maintain position in the groin of the generated body, replacing any uterus and cavity that would ordinarily exist there.
The body is typically a female of the species with the shape, colour and any other features being typically what is preferred by the partner in a female. This is not restricted to the known biology of a species - a human body created by RPC-XXXX could potentially have feathers instead of hair or secrete different substances. Typically this is seen as an attempt to recreate a fetish of the partner. The body generated will be nude.
RPC-XXXX's typical personality is flat and clinical, but requests can be made to change and 'finetune' the personality to suit the partner. RPC-XXXX is usually responsive to the Authority's questions, with permission of the partner - whilst it has zero knowledge of Amazing Co., its subsidiaries or its creator, it is able to appeal to the partner with knowledge it shouldn't ordinarily have6. The personality and memories of RPC-XXXX's generated body remain the same between generated bodies, however RPC-XXXX can only remember up to 7 generations of memories. No method of improving this nor of recovering prior memories is known.
RPC-XXXX does not appear to defecate or create any waste product unless requested to. In such a case, it must consume a suitable product in order to do so. Similarly, it cannot sweat unless requested and supplied similarly. It does not replicate any other functions required in a healthy biological body. Injuries do not appear to be sustained by the anomaly unless requested as well, however it cannot bleed. Many of RPC-XXXX's processes for respiration, movement and other processes are currently unknown. RPC-XXXX also cannot be impregnated, even if requested.
Destruction of the body of RPC-XXXX will only occur when the partner begins and finishes a final instance of coitus with RPC-XXXX.
Addendum 2:
RPC-XXXX was retrieved from an abandoned factory in [REDACTED] at 06:57 on 11/10/19, Massachussets when claims of a homeless community appeared to be engaging in sexual acts with unknown women. At the time, this community was believed to be kidnapping and killing women after raping them. Anomalous activity was detected when one of the verified identities of the women was █████ ████, previously a porn actress before entering the film industry proper. At the time █████ ████ was known to be present for the film premiere for [REDACTED].
All present subjects were detained and questioned on the anomalous object before it was retrieved and amnestics were administered.
Various paraphernalia were collected throughout the factory site including 2 previously recorded product packagings for RPC-███ and -███, alongside several boxes with detailing and colouring differing from standard AmazingCo design.
After thorough cleaning and disinfection, RPC-XXXX was relocated to Site-██, generated a new body and interviewed.
Addendum:
Interviewed: RPC-XXXX, CSD-███████ (no longer in service to the Authority, referred to as Partner)
Interviewer: Head Researcher Deus Vulte (referred to as Researcher Vulte)
Foreword: The partner was used to create RPC-XXXX and sustain her as necessary, due to concerns of RPC-XXXX's safety.
<Begin Log, 10:34AM, 11/10/19>
Researcher Vulte: So, the current anomalous object has been designated RPC-XXXX for the sake of cataloguing. You, CSD-███████, will be noted down as her partner for the sake of brevity. Understood?
RPC-XXXX: Of couwse, Mistah Vulte!
Partner: … Jeezus, now I think about it, that voice is horrible!
RPC-XXXX: <in standard voice> What would you prefer, ███████?
Researcher Vulte: This personality will suffice. I've heard from employees that Amazing!Co. were interested in household items rather than adult-themed items. Would you know anything about that, out of curiosity?
<RPC-XXXX remains silent>
Researcher Vulte: <sighs> Tell her this personality will work fine, Partner.
Partner: Huh? Oh, right. Uh, you're good, lady.
RPC-XXXX: I apologize, Mr Vulte, but I'm afraid I know nothing of Amazing!Co. It is possible in the past I may have, however my initial memories were wiped with subsequent usage.
Partner: This is weird… Can't I get any clothes?
Researcher Vulte: No. You're being pushed for testing with this anomalous object after the interview - unless the object is willing to divulge what it knows, of course. <to RPC-XXXX> Very well then, what about the location you were found at? The factory in Massachussets?
RPC-XXXX: I apologize again, Mr Vulte, but I'm not aware of anything concerning that location. <cocking her head to the side as it asks> Why do you address me as RPC-XXXX? Can I not be granted a name?
Researcher Vulte: No. My prerogative is in figuring you out then determining if multiple cases of you exist. Given the technology in use here… I'm not even sure if there are copies of you.
RPC-XXXX: I saw multiple boxes depicting similarities to my unit. Is that not evidence?7
Researcher Vulte: It proves they were going to create more of you. Not that they could.
RPC-XXXX: <silent for 34 seconds, with no change in expression> I am alone then?
Partner: visibly nervous Doc, uh… I'm not exactly sure I should be here for this discussion.
<Dr. Vulte is silent for a few moments, looking at RPC-XXXX closely>
Researcher Vulte: … Mhm… So you know nothing. <leans back in chair & sighs> This is going to be a mess, learning your origins. But humanity didn't grow without bashing a couple of sticks or rocks together… For now, we'll move on. What of the living situation you were in before, in the factory. What do you know of it?
RPC-XXXX: The factory. I know little of it besides its layout. Anything hidden within by Amazing!Co., I would not be able to gain access to. I apologise.
Partner: Wait, where'd you pull this thing from again? The guys outside said somewhere in Massachussets, right?
The Security Team in charge of transferring Partner to the interview were confirmed as having accidentally leaked the locational details of the operation, due to relationships formed between the personnel of both the MST and the Security Team acting in the operation. The majority of personnel from both teams were administered Class A amnestics, retired from duty and placed under post-retirement observation. 7 personnel refused to submit to memory erasure and were terminated.
Researcher Vulte: <visibly vexed> Yes, your point being?
Partner: I used to work in MA, man! Never heard of this Amazing!Co. company! Hell, if I knew there was a sex toy factory, I know where I would've broken into next!
Researcher Vulte: Congratulations, you never spotted something hidden from you. Would you like a moment alone with a fake girl or would a carrot suffice?
Partner: Hey, [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] you! I worked labour there for a decade before I got sent to this hellhole!
RPC-XXXX: Mr. [REDACTED], you should not become aggressive in your current situation. The personnel outside are ordered to shoot you if harm would come to Mr Vulte. After this, allow me permission to take care of you.
Researcher Vulte: continued annoyance Thank you, XXXX. I'm ending this interview here then. muffled as microphone is deactivating You, intern! Finde mir einen anderen Trottel, der mir dabei hilft! Scheisse-
<End Log, 10:38AM>
Closing Statement: Partner and RPC-XXXX were given an hour to copulate and return RPC-XXXX to its inactive form. Following decontamination, Researcher Vulte oversaw RPC-XXXX's relocation into storage for the time being. Vulte was observed as being particularly irate about Partner's activity in the interview, becoming severely vocal about his misgivings for the CSD-class' manners and expressing a desire to test Partner's capabilities for laborious tasks.
Addendum 3:
I'm only going to say this one more time - if you continue to engage the damn anomaly without permission, we're restricting physical access. It's muddying RPC-XXXX's memory and making it difficult for us to retain its focus on our studies. If you want a bone, go find a pumpkin patch with a friend. No one will watch. - Researcher [REDACTED]
For the last time, no - XXXX will not attempt escape. It is like a computer - it can only do what we ask of her. Such a thing excites me, how Amazing!Co. could have created artificial sentience so stable yet so receptive.
On such a note, stop referring to it as a 'she'. It replicates human life - it does not pass for one, however. No blood, no desires, no free will of its own. No order can replace such a thing.
And for the last time, if I see anyone attempting to break XXXX's containment procedures again I'll remove everyone from the office and replace you with potted plants. Your work efficiency has become tragic over a mere doll - remember our goal. From our base of understanding, we must build. Once we have built we may modify or, in this case, upgrade. - Head Researcher █████████
Addendum 4:
Head Researcher Deus Lothar Vulte has entered a request for sole researching privilege with RPC-XXXX to Assistant Director Nicholas S. Rieper on the grounds of unprofessional misconduct on the part of the personnel assigned to understanding RPC-XXXX's processes. After careful review, Assistant Director Rieper has approved of this action. For any further queries regarding RPC-XXXX's testing, please consult Head Researcher Vulte.
Head Researcher Vulte's additional supply request for ██ shrubberies in ceramic pots was denied on the grounds of unneccesary expenditure.
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Registered Phenomena Code: XXX
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Containment Protocols: RPC-XXX is uncontainable due to its very nature forming the basis of humanity not only as a species, but as a culture. Instead, efforts should be maintained to eliminate analysis and introspection into the core definition of RPC-XXX to prevent attempts at introduction to, removal from or manipulation of any species exhibiting signs of RPC-XXX.
Co-operation with the Holy See of the Vatican City State is encouraged. Analysis of records or writings pertaining to RPC-XXX and the Bible, whether in a literary or psychological context, is to be discouraged - destruction of writings and employment of cognitohazards are mandatory responses to findings.
Description: RPC-XXX is understood to be the definition of the 'original sin' depicted in the Holy Bible, when Adam and Eve first bit the Apple of Eden - 'understanding'. 'Understanding' in the context of this article is to be interpreted as the equivalent to 'sentience'.
To provide a simple explanation of said anomaly of 'understanding', RPC researchers first must recognize the difference between it and 'recognition'. Recognition is the perception and retaining knowledge of an act or a response, i.e. "If I touch a hot flame, I will burn". Many species are capable of recognition - training is often provided to domestic animals to teach them to recognize different causes have different effects. Understanding then is the ability to link multiple recognitions together to explain the outcome, "The flame is hot due to an exothermic reaction, the heat of the flame is transferred via convection or conduction to my flesh, the flesh oxidizes rapidly in the presence of such a high temperature, etcetera". What makes such an anomaly notable is how a species is affected by it in the long term.
There are 2 known incidents of RPC-XXX exerting influence over humanity, with each having drastically unique effects:
- The Garden of Eden Incident
- The Biblical event where Eve was tempted to consume an Apple of Eden by a serpent, before then tempting Adam to do so as well - this was where the 'original sin' was introduced to humanity as a whole.
- The Newton's Law Incident
- The well-known event in 1665 where Isaac Newton is alleged to have questioned the laws of motion in response to the perception of an apple falling from a tree branch.
These events are notable both in how the events play out and how their aftereffects have changed humanity and their understanding of the known universe in comparison to other species, such as crocodiles, sharks and avian species.
The initial Garden of Eden Incident is notable for 2 things - namely that the Apple in question is ingested and that humanity from that point forward gains the ability to understand and, thus, gain the ability to analyse and introspect in response to basic stimuli. Vatican sources indicate this is likely the origin of the cardinal sins - pride in taking the first steps to surpassing God, greed in stealing from his Garden, lust in choosing to cover one's body and inhibit one's self from sexual release, envy from the forced removal of humanity from Eden, gluttony for the act of indulging in the consumption of God's fruits, wrath in humanity's rage against each other for betraying God's will and sloth for their continued inaction and fall from His grace since.
Although biblical stories should be taken with a pinch of salt, comparing what was written with what we know of the myth of Newton's understanding of the laws of motion and universal gravitation does give us some insight into RPC-XXX's scope of influence and power. Unlike the first incident, the most recent one saw only touch in some of the retellings and sight in others. Similarly, the stimulation of growth that came from this incident was minor - in comparison to humanity's growth from a simple primate to a being capable of the use of tools for reasons benign and otherwise, this event saw only the growth of understanding in a far smaller scale leading to the world's current stance on knowledge of the universe, the laws of physics and so on.
The key feature in both of these incidents is the Apple, hereby designated RPC-XXX-A. RPC-XXX's use of RPC-XXX-A to stimulate growth of intelligence and sentience in species is somewhat peculiar - experiments to use apples to replicate the effects of RPC-XXX-A, while denied due to 'the obvious ridiculousness of it', may provide key insights into whether RPC-XXX-A is a passive or active entity. So long as communication with RPC-XXX is impossible - at least, a two way conversation - RPC-XXX's motives or objectives remain unknown.
Addendum: and/or Discovery: [Optional additional paragraphs]