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Presiding Scientist: Dr. Alex Fisher
Product Designation: RPC-XXX-001
Currency Amount: $5 USD
Specific Request N/A
Item Received: A fast-food style burger box containing a standard hamburger with the phrase "1,000,000 calories!" printed on the side.
Results: CSD-0294 described the taste as very greasy. Upon consuming the burger CSD-0294 complained of sharp stomach pain before his gut burst open. Studies showed the burger expanded to ~100kg of pure fat within the subject's stomach.
Presiding Scientist: Dr. Alex Fisher
Product Designation: RPC-XXX-002
Currency Amount: $4
Specific Request N/A
Item Received: A small container of fries with "France Fries" Printed on the box.
Results: Upon eating a fry CSD-0295 vanished, his implanted GPS tracker showed him as standing on the Eiffel tower. He returned 15 minutes later unharmed.
Presiding Scientist: Dr. Alex Fisher
Product Designation: RPC-XXX-003
Currency Amount: $2 USD
Specific Request "Something to keep me awake"
Item Received: A cup of black coffee
Results: Initially no anomalous effects were reported beyond a feeling of high energy, however, after 24 hours CSD-0296 reported to the site infirmity complaining about being unable to fall asleep. As time went on CSD-0296 continued to be unable to sleep. CSD-0296 8 days in began to hallucinate. 11 days in CSD-0296 grew hostile to researchers and needed to be restrained. An interview was conducted with CSD-0296 on the 12th day where he spoke of [REDACTED] (see Interview Log XXX-4-7). CSD-0296 at 20 days began slipping into a depressive mindset and exhibited higher than average strength. CSD-0296 began begging for termination and attempted to several times to self terminate. At 30 days in CSD-0296 managed to break his restraints and was moved to isolation ward 19. Following this another interview as attempted (See interview Log XXX-4-8). CSD-0296 hereby classified as RPC-XXX as of current writing has been conscious for 58 days. During this time RPC-XXX has attempted to self terminate an estimated ██ times using a variety of means. As of this moment, all requests for termination have been denied.
Presiding Scientist: Dr. Alex Fisher
Product Designation: RPC-XXX-004
Currency Amount: 30 Denarius
Specific Request N/A
Item Received: A piece of unleavened bread and a glass of red wine
Results: No anomalous effects were discovered upon consumption however detailed analysis of the food showed that molecularly speaking the wine was actually blood and the bread was human flesh.
Presiding Scientist: Dr. Alex Fisher
Product Designation: RPC-XXX-005
Currency Amount: Mex$50
Specific Request: None
Item Received: Two (2) hard shell tacos with a cold beverage drink. The paper warp covering of the tacos had "Made in the real Mexico!" printed in them.
Results CSD-6026 consumed both tacos and the beverage without any sign of strange activity. Upon finishing the meal the CSD reported to the staff that the meat was something he ate in Mexico called "carne al pastor". Studies performed on the contents of the tacos revealed a softer tortilla and pork-based meat marinated in a combination of dried chilies and spices sauce.
Presiding Scientist: Dr. Alex Fisher
Product Designation: RPC-XXX-006
Currency Amount: $10 USD
Specific Request: "A culinary dish from Mexico"
Item Received: A bowl of "mondongo" and a ceramic cup filled with chocolate
Results Upon manifestation of the food item CSD-3685 vomited and refused to consume the product. scientists entered the chamber and saw that the bowl had what appeared to the remnants of a human head floating in the dish, Scientists also reported the smell of blood. After taking the bowl away for study and examination, CSD-3685 was instructed to drink the cup with chocolate. After drinking it, the CSD demanded water complaining of heat. Analysis shows that the chocolate had traces of chili pepper inside of it.
Aditional Notes: Studies into the human remains found within RPC-XXX-006 are still ongoing. DNA testing reveals that the subject was European in nature.
Presiding Scientist: Dr. Alex Fisher
Product Designation: RPC-XXX-007
Currency Amount: $20 USD
Specific Request: "A culinary dish from the United States"
Item Received: A hot dog with a side of fries of distinct shapes with melted cheese on top and an extra-large soda drink. All of the paper wrap had the phase "Now with EXTRA-FREEDOM!"
Results Following consumption, CSD-7265 noted that the hot dog and fries felt greasy but possessed a familiar flavor. CSD-7265 noted that the soda was a weird combination of various recognizable soda brands. After completing the test, follow up exams showed that CSD-7265 gained more than 25 kilos of body mass dispersed around his body in fat.
Presiding Scientist: Dr. Alex Fisher
Product Designation: RPC-XXX-007
Currency Amount: $100,000 USD
Specific Request: "The best dinner for a romantic pair"
Item Received: Soupe à l’oignon served on a solid gold plate, Coq au vin with a side of herbs pre-curated, Cassoulet for 2 people with a side of melted Munster
Gerome, Chocolate soufflé with a strawberry-made heart and a bottle of Pétrus and Romanée Conti.
Results When CSD-1217 and CSD-1218 entered the establishment, RPC-XXX manifested roses and candles on the tables. French music could be heard coming from the kitchen. Air samples taken of the environment revealed a presence of Annick Goutal Eau d’Hadrien in low quantities scattered around the area. After a dish had been consumed by CSD-1217 and CSD-1218, the following dish appeared on a new clean plate, replacing the last one. This continued for 7 different plates. After the final plate disappeared a 15-carat diamond appeared on the table with a note reading "veux-tu m'épouser?"
Aditional Notes: Doctors are trying to understand the recent act of RPC-XXX. further testing on RPC-XXXs sapience is required.