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Organic Bio-Hazard Toxic Replicating

RPC-214-04, First recorded at the Site-049 cafeteria bathrooms.

Registered Phenomena Code: 214

Object Class: Gamma-Red

Hazards: Organic, Bio-hazard, Toxic, Self-Replicating

Containment Protocols: All personnel working with or around RPC-214 must wear a HEPA compliant respirator. Any object or location infected by mold confirmed to be an instance of RPC-214 should be removed and incinerated. In the event of a genetically unique instance, a 0.25g sample should be taken and stored in a standard Bio-Hazard container, any additional symptoms and properties should be recorded along with the appearance and location of the instance. Locations inherently prone to mold growths must be checked weekly for instances of RPC-214.

Description: RPC-214 is a strain of extremely resilient, rapidly-growing, and severely bio-hazardous species of mold. RPC-214 manifestations are spontaneous in most cases, with perfectly sanitized rooms covered in RPC-214 in a matter of seconds. RPC-214 does not have any requirements for growing, having on multiple occasions manifested in completely sterile areas. RPC-214 prefers areas with a light intensity below 1100 Lumens. Changing the light level of a room already containing an instance of RPC-214 does not affect its rate of growth.

When first manifested, RPC-214 has an average area of 1.2 m². RPC-214 manifestations are unable to grow while being observed directly. Observation under a microscope shows a complete stop of all cellular processes. Security footage of the Site-049 Level 3 low security storage shows a 17 frame gap in the recorded footage in which RPC-214-05 manifested. The instance of RPC-214-05 did not grow while being recorded. While not observed, RPC-214 instances grow at a rate of 0.02 m²/s. RPC-214 is only able to manifest within 3.8 kilometers of an already existing RPC-214 instance. The origin, location, and properties of the first instance are unknown.

All RPC-214 instances currently cataloged have caused the following symptoms 30 minutes to 2 hours after exposure to RPC-214 spores:

• Respiratory distress
• Acute paranoia
• Muscle spasms
• Tachycardia in excess of 190 BPM
• Anaphylactic shock in 24.2% of cases

Symptoms developed as a result of RPC-214 exposure do not respond to Medical treatment, symptoms ordinarily temporary in nature persist until the victim's death. Pain related to symptoms of RPC-214 exposure does not respond to any form of pain killer or anesthetic.

All traditional mold-removal products have no effect on RPC-214 instances, with the exception of RPC-214-03.

Addendum:
After the shipment of a sample of RPC-214-02 to Site-023 for research, instances of RPC-214-01, -04, and -06 have been recorded. All samples of RPC-214 have been incinerated, and containment protocols updated.

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RPC-N/A at recovery

Registered Phenomena Code: N/A

Object Class: Alpha-Black

Hazards: Aquatic Hazard, Contact Hazard

Containment Protocols: RPC-N/A is to be stored in a vacuum containment cell at least 4x4x4 meters. All overhead plumbing is to be redirected as to not flow directly over the cell. No water, of any state is to be brought within RPC-N/A's current sphere of influence of 3 meters. No personnel may exceed 30 minutes of exposure, and must be supplied with 1 liter of drinking water after any experiment. Directly touching RPC-N/A will result in a near instant death from severe dehydration.

Note: Due to the RPC-N/A's nature, the sphere of influence must be recalculated and this file updated after any experiment involving absorption.

Description: RPC-N/A is a dinner biscuit from the popular restaurant chain ████████, recovered in █████, Minnesota. Its current size is noticeably larger than a standard biscuit, suggesting it was successful in absorbing 0.██ liters of water before being recovered.

RPC-N/A is capable of absorbing any water within its current radius, no matter the state or containment of the water. Speed of absorption decreases with distance, any water directly contacting RPC-N/A will be absorbed almost instantly. Any water absorbed will be added to the RPC-N/A's own volume.

RPC-N/A's range is directly related to its current size. The object's range can be calculated
by using the exponential function of f(x) = 1.15^x-1 +15. Similarly, the base speed of absorption also increases with volume but increases at a substantially slower rate.

If RPC-N/A's radius is allowed to intersect with a major body of water, its size and radius will rapidly increase, allowing it to absorb all water on the planet, including water contained in organic material, in 5.2 hours. At its current size and location of containment, RPC-N/A will enter this state if it absorbs a further ████ liters of water.

Addendum:
Per request of Researcher █████, weaponry using crumb samples of RPC-N/A is currently being researched. See Test Log RPC-N/A-01.

Test Log RPC-N/A-01
Subject: CSD-2139

Procedure: A vacuum sealed 17.2 mm plastic shell, filled with 0.5g of RPC-N/A crumbs, was loaded into an unmodified paintball gun. CSD-2139 was fitted with a standard Kevlar bullet resistant vest, and shot at a distance of 20 meters.
Note: Due to the partial vacuum of the shell, this "bullet" design would expire in 1.2 hours.

Results: CSD-2139 was hit in the chest by the spread of RPC-N/A crumbs, and died of dehydration upon impact. Each particle of RPC-N/A that hit the subject grew to approximately 3 centimeters, and are now stored alongside RPC-N/A.

Analysis: RPC-N/A appears to be capable of terminating any organism, despite any resistance to normal ammunition. For a more viable weapon, a more accurate, and shelf stable bullet design would be needed to be developed.

Additional Notes: During recovery of crumb sample, RPC-N/A's chamber was pressurized for █ minutes, allowing to absorb 0.021 liters of water.

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