In ██/██/21, a notebook was was found in the assembly hall of Site-██. The acquired document contains crude recreations of the Authority's registered phenomena files, presumably written by children. It is unknown how these children gained access to classified information. The origin of the notebook is still under investigation.
Document is catalogued by chronological designation. Some information may be classified.
ANOMALY NAME
ITEM #
Registered Phenomena Code:
Object Class:
Hazard Types:
Containment Protocols:
Description:
Prinseses and pots
RPC-421
Registered Phenomena Code: 421
Object Class: Safe but a little scary.
Hazard Types: Makes you scared and sad.
Containment Protocols: The ROD Foundashon puts 421 safe inside forever. There she will suffer forever and ever and ever. No one will ever hear her again.
Description: 421 is a brown pot with a prinses trapped inside. She is crying HELP! HELP! but help never comes becaus the pot is seeled shut. Every one who hears her gets scared and sad.
Pandora’s Stupid Box
RPC-618
Registered Phenomena Code: 618
Object Class: Danger.
Hazard Types: Avoid it.
Containment Protocols: Put it in a box
Description: Pandoras box is a very dangerose anomaly that will spawn demons sometimes. There is pestilense, war, famine, and death. Pestilense will make you sick and famine makes you hungry. But war and death? They will fight you and its so anoying BECAUSE THEY JUST KEEP BEATING YOU UP FOR NO REASON AND WHEN YOU TELL THEM TO STOP THEY JUST LAUF AT YOU. STOP SHOWING YOUR ANNOYING DEMON FRIENDS TO ME PANDORA I HATE THEM.
AND I HATE YOU
If all evil is open call +44 ██████████
관숭아's glasses
RPC-822
Registered Phenomena Code: 822
Object Class: Safe.
Hazard Types: It makes you sick if you look at it for too long.
Containment Protocols: The RCP Auhtorty is stil keeping it but they should give it back to its owner.
Description: 822 is a really bad sunglass made by a girl a long long time ago. When you wear it you can see the invisable Kare! I wore it many times before to help her rite notes for 관숭아. She is very nice.