Sir Adolfus the Undying
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Item #: RPC-XXX

Object Class: Gamma

Containment Protocols: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: RPC-XXX is a suit of 15th century gothic plate armor. It is believed to be indestructible, as all attempts at damaging and/or destroying it have failed. RPC-XXX is sapient and speaks in a medieval High German dialect, although it is also capable of speaking English. It identifies itself by the name of "Adolphus," and claims to have served Emperor Charles IV of the Holy Roman Empire. RPC-XXX is capable of movement via RPC-XXX-A.

RPC-XXX-A is the wearer of RPC-XXX. RPC-XXX-A is bound to RPC-XXX on the molecular level, and is unable to be separated from RPC-XXX as of yet. When RPC-XXX-A dies, RPC-XXX breaks all molecular bonds, discards RPC-XXX-A via "regurgitating" RPC-XXX-A's liquefied biological matter from the gap between the neck-guard and the helm until RPC-XXX-A is fully discarded and RPC-XXX loses its humanoid shape. RPC-XXX will then violently project towards the nearest living human at a velocity of ███m/s, breaking any obstacle in its way. Despite the high-speed impact, the host will sustain no damage. RPC-XXX will then force itself onto the new host, now RPC-XXX-A.

Addendum: Interview with RPC-XXX

Interviewed: RPC-XXX

Interviewer: Dr. Wolff

Foreword: The following is the first conversation with RPC-XXX after its discovery.

<Begin Log>

Wolff: Hello, RPC-XXX, I'd like to-

RPC-XXX: Du seltsam-gekleidet sweinhund! Sag mir wo Ich bin!

Wolff: [To Staff] We're gonna need a German speaker in here-

RPC-XXX: Oh, you are English?

Wolff: Uh, yes.

RPC-XXX: Do you know who I am?

Wolff: That was going to be my first question. What is your name?

RPC-XXX: I am Adolphus, the Undying.

Wolff: The Undying, huh. Is that title self-bestowed?

RPC-XXX: Nae; I am Undying because I have found the secret to eternal life.

Wolff: I understand that you're really devoted to your religion, but I'm not-

RPC-XXX: Not Heaven, you fool! I have surmounted mortality. I shall walk the Earth until the End-Times.

Wolff: So, how did you become undying?

RPC-XXX: I was defending Pilsen, but was caught offguard by a Czech soldier. Life was stolen from me by that knave. So, in an attempt to cheat death, I simply willed not to die. I passed my armor on, from me to myself.

Wolff: What do you mean, you to yourself?

RPC-XXX: I cast away my body, and only my armor remained, but armor is nothing without someone in it. So, I enveloped the Czech and went on my merry way.

Wolff: Why didn't you just will your own body not to die?

RPC-XXX:

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]

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