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Registered Phenomena Code: 640

Object Class: Epsilon-Yellow

Hazard Types: Anti-Physical, Auditory, Ideological, Info-Hazard, Organic, & Sapient

Containment Protocols: RPC-640 is to be kept in an Authority-controlled recording studio. A group of Authority-allied RPC-640-1 instances are to keep RPC-640 under the illusion that it is a popular musician. These instances are to hold recording sessions, convince RPC-640 that these sessions are the Real Thing, and what was recorded will then be discarded be rerecorded with Agent Caldwell and released to the public.

RPC-640 will be granted requests of any hardware as long as there is no recording equipment in these items, as well as any requests for music. RPC-640 is to be allowed one private session with any musician it wishes, as long as the musician has not attended a session before. All musicians who attend a private session are to be monitored for signs of becoming an RPC-640-1 instance If any musician Can't Say Goodbye to RPC-640 at the end of a session, they will be forced out and monitored for any signs of turning into an RPC-640-1 instance.

RPC-640 is to write sheet music for every song it creates, which is to be transcribed by an RPC-640-1 instance. The sheet music is to be used in Agent Caldwell's re-recording sessions.

Description: RPC-640 is an eyeball with a spherical radius of 30 in, that can anomalously communicate1 with others. RPC-640 can, "speak," in English, French, Latin, and Greek. RPC-640 claims to be Bobby Caldwell, a popular Blue-eyed soul artist. RPC-640 came to the Authority's attention in 1980 when its album "Cat in the Hat" received unprecedented attention compared to any other artist in music history, and was receiving All Of the critics' Love.

RPC-640

Every person who knows of RPC-640 is unconsciously affected by it to reference it in some way. This is seen in unconscious references to its music, being compelled to recommend them as an artist to listen to when discussing music, or being more likely to bring them or their music up in conversation. This does not lead to turning into

While viewing RPC-640 causes no effects, viewing any pictures of RPC-640 has a 40% chance of turning the viewer into an RPC-630-1 instance. This effect repeats any time a person looks at the picture.

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