Registered Phenomena Code: 640
Object Class: Epsilon-Yellow
Hazard Types: Anti-Physical, Auditory, Ideological, Info-Hazard, Organic, & Sapient
Containment Protocols: RPC-640 is to be kept in an Authority-controlled recording studio. A group of Authority-allied RPC-640-1 instances are to keep RPC-640 under the illusion that it is a popular musician. These instances are to hold recording sessions, convince RPC-640 that these sessions are the Real Thing, and what was recorded will then be discarded be rerecorded with Agent Caldwell and released to the public.
RPC-640 will be granted requests of any hardware as long as there is no recording equipment in these items, as well as any requests for music. RPC-640 is to be allowed one private session with any musician it wishes, as long as the musician has not attended a session before. All musicians who attend a private session are to be monitored for signs of becoming an RPC-640-1 instance If any musician Can't Say Goodbye to RPC-640 at the end of a session, they will be forced out and monitored for any signs of turning into an RPC-640-1 instance.
RPC-640 is to write sheet music for every song it creates, which is to be transcribed by an RPC-640-1 instance. The sheet music is to be used in Agent Caldwell's re-recording sessions.
Description: RPC-640 is an eyeball with a spherical radius of 30 in, that can anomalously communicate with others. RPC-640 can, "speak," in English, French, Latin, and Greek. RPC-640 claims to be Bobby Caldwell, a popular Blue-eyed soul artist. RPC-640 came to the Authority's attention in 1980 when its album "Cat in the Hat" received unprecedented attention compared to any other artist in music history, and was receiving All Of the critics' Love.
RPC-640
Every person who knows of RPC-640 is unconsciously affected by it to reference it in some way. This is seen in unconscious references to its music, being compelled to recommend them as an artist to listen to when discussing music, or being more likely to bring them or their music up in conversation. This does not lead to turning into
While viewing RPC-640 causes no effects, viewing any pictures of RPC-640 has a 40% chance of turning the viewer into an RPC-630-1 instance. This effect repeats any time a person looks at the picture.
Twitch/Alternative streaming site channel that hosts a TPP style Livestream, but instead of controlling a video game, they're controlling a motorized wheelchair/scooter in real life, with basic commands for moving forwards and backward, turning, and accelerating and decelerating, although there is a limit on how fast the wheelchair can go. Some more complicated commands require multiple people to say it w/in a time limit (this is stuff like suddenly stopping the chair, making it continually turn in a circle, etc.) as well as commands that start a vote, and if the side for executing the command has a 2/3rds majority, it will be executed. Authority discovers this through a scientist that suddenly lost control of his wheelchair and died after being thrown into an unnamed anomaly's containment cell.
Registered Phenomena Code: 446
Object Class: Beta-White
Hazard Types: Animate, Incorporeal, Sapient, and Teleportation
**Containment Protocols: RPC-446 and RPC-446-1 is to be stored in a containment locker in Storage Room 408 in Site-020. No Wooden, Cardboard, or Paper is to be allowed into Storage Room 408. Wood, paper products, and cardboard are to be kept to a minimum in Wing 4 of Site-020, with digital storage devices emphasized. Every 2 hours, RPC-446's containment locker is to be opened and checked to make sure that RPC-446-1 has not escaped containment.
If RPC-446-1 has not been found, 3 level-1 ASF officers are to search the site for it. Common locations of RPC-446 after containment breaches are the Wing 4 Employee Lounge, Site Cafeteria, and Dr. Richardson's office. If RPC-446-1 has relocated itself to part of the site's wallpaper, then it is to be coerced onto RPC-446 by the ASF Officers or Dr. Richardson. If this is unsuccessful the wallpaper is to be cut off. After removing any paper, wood, or cardboard between the location of 446-1 and the locker, the object currently inhabiting 446-1 is to be quickly placed into 446's containment locker, being checked beforehand to make sure 446-1 did not escape while it was being returned.
Description: RPC-446 is a cardboard box, with the same dimensions of a standard cereal box. The box has the branding of "Kabu-Cereal Kawaii: Yan-Cherry Bites!" In spite of this, The Kabushiki Kawaii Logo is nowhere to be found, and no evidence of a product line with that name being developed or sold by the company. When found by the Authority, the box was also inhabiting RPC-446-1, a drawing depiction of a young woman that is capable of instantaneously transporting itself between wood products, moving from one object to another instantly within 3 meters 5 meters at least 13 meters. its appearance adapts itself to the medium it currently inhabits: it has been able to move into a Japanese wood engraving, oil painting, photograph, etc. It tends to prefer cardboard and paper products, especially if they feature drawings on them.
RPC-446-1 is sentient, able to hear and see the world around her and communicate using speech bubbles whose words are "spoken" at a speed of approximately 60 wpm. RPC-446-1's manner of speech is notably cartoonish, with it often using japanese honorifics and titles as well as talking in a style similar to many parodies of eastern animation, although it seems to be genuine and not a mockery. RPC-446-1 is able to understand and "speak" english and japanese.
Due to its ability to move to other objects within a large radius, RPC-446-1 has been able to escape its containment locker numerous times. However, RPC-446-1 does not appear to have any malicious intent when escaping containment, with it never attempting to leave Wing 4 and repeatedly insisting that it escapes containment just for the enjoyment of "watching its senpais"
It had been a long night. As Dupuis finished his response to the new GDs latest batch of concerns, he leaned into his chair, moving it back diagonally. He gave out a long sigh, "Kimball was never this picky about shit," he mumbled to nobody in particular as he put all the papers into a file and threw it into a drawer.