CODENAME: WOOD CHIPS
Dr. Roger Eberton and Dr. Michael Mcdonald
Research Division-7X
█████, ███
The following document is a study on Wood Chips, its properties, reality of origin, scientific explanation for its anomalous properties, and eventual categorization as non-anomalous in nature.
This document also contains a newly found object similar in nature to Wood Chips, as well as an explanation for it. Despite current understanding, testing on this anomaly shall continue.
Keywords: Wood Chips, RS, RI, Subatomic, Extra-Dimensional
Wood Chips is one of the oldest objects The Institute is in possession of, and one of the most mysterious ones, having baffled our every scientist with its incoherent properties, and not only its anomalous ones. Most of our understanding of Wood Chips comes from old research papers, going as far back as when The Institute was still a fraternity project.
While these documents have proven priceless on what would later become The Cloverfield Institute, they were subject to the tools of their time, as well as their understanding of the world.
In this document, we will analyze Wood Chips with the latest technology available to us, as well as the use of other non-conventional objects for this goal. We have discovered a lot from Wood Chips over our time as an organization, such as its Reality Signature (RS) being that of RS1>00.000.01 regardless of its state or condition, the fact the wood making it's content seems to withhold the test of time, and the countless theories regarding its interaction with subatomic particles as a means to explain the properties it possesses. But despite all of this, we yet lack a full understanding of its properties and origins, unlike the many objects we have come to study.
The M&M section of this document will focus on 3 main aspects: A complete and accurate reading of Wood Chip’s Reality Signature (RS) reading with newly developed scanners and tools, a study of Wood Chip’s properties at a sub-atomic level for a plausible explanation for its transmutable properties, and a study of Wood Chip’s origins, if it has any.
Reality Signature Reading:
Reality Signature (RS) readingS on Wood Chips have always been a mystery due to their unusual results as stated before. This was thought to be due to underdeveloped tools on the field, with theories stating that it may also possess extra-dimensional properties. However, recent testing with AB55-RSR machinery has shown both of these assumptions to be incorrect.
Unlike any other object or location known to The Institute, Wood Chip’s RS has stayed the same, regardless of any influence placed upon it. Even mundane objects show slight differences in their RS readings due to several factors (gravitational influence, mass changes, element decay) but Wood Chips remains unchanged at RS1>00.000.01. However, unlike other objects, this exorbitant reading does not exhibit the same properties as a normal object with it would. Normally, such a reading would mean that the object is only hardy existing in our reality, without taking into account present Reality Decay (RD) theories, which could cause it to decay into its basic components. Wood Chips, however, stays with the same basic coherency as any normal object would.
Should a dimension with Wood Chip’s RS reading exist, it would appear as a black void, devoid of any matter, where the smallest influence forced upon it could cause massive shifts in the immediate reality. This theory has been widely accepted by most of The Institute, as it would fit with the unknown letter’s description found within Wood Chips.
Wood Chip’s Interaction with Particles in a Sub-Atomic Level:
Thanks to the latest developments in non-photonic recording devices, we are able for the first time in history to witness Wood Chip’s effects on Sub-Atomic particles without having to worry about the uncertainty principle as a nuisance.
The following will be a line of events taking place during this test:
1- A single splinter is removed from Wood Chips, it is then covered in tracking liquid for accurate readings using E.M.O.N.D cameras.
2- A 5 centimeter3 block of wood is placed upon the test panel.
3- A robotic arm takes a single simpler, which it then uses to puncture the woodblock at a speed of 35mph.
Results:
Upon being introduced into the test object, the splinter begins to fade away as per normal expectations. However, thanks to E.M.O.N.D cameras, we can see the true reaction taking place upon the woodblock. 3 milliseconds after puncturing, matter originating from the splinter is seen being unbounded from each other, before completely enveloping the test object.
4 milliseconds after puncturing, the object’s RS readings seem to take those normally associated with Wood Chips. But unlike it, the object seems to become immediately subject to the forces such a reading would cause, oscillating between signatures until stabilizing at baseline levels. However, before this can occur, the object begins to split in two as expected. Our current theories hold that thanks to Wood Chips naturally high Reason Index,[1] the object reacts to the sudden change in its coherency by splitting into two similar entities (with some matter being lost due to the energy required for this process) of similar making. To be noted, 1 millisecond before creating, the wooden block seemed to vanish from the test panel, as to where it went before manifesting the 2 new instances, we don’t know, as both objects lacked any type of residual RS.
Reality Signature Origin Tracking:
As stated before, Wood Chip’s signature is RS1>00.000.01, and this value has never changed in the course of The Institute’s history, which would objectively the reality it originates from a prime candidate for exploration, requiring minimal math to open a spatial rift towards the location. However, due to it also being such an infinitely low value, this reality would not be able to exist at all, but as seen with the existence of Wood Chips, it does. And if a spatial rift of any kind were to be open towards this reality, the difference between baseline signatures and this location would be so drastically different that it could cause damage to the fabric of reality, however, the creation of a brief enough rift could allow for any objects in the other end to access out reality, and if following the characteristics of Wood Chips, remain stable.
The following will be a line of events taking place during the test:
1- A vacuum chamber containing a single rift mechanism was prepared for the test to prevent cross-contamination or dangerous exposure to extra-dimensional material.
2- The coordinates for Wood Chip’s RS were remotely placed in the mechanism, the half-life for the rift was set to 0.5 seconds.
3- The spatial rift was activated, and the rift opened. Slow-motion cameras show a single piece of paper being sucked from the rift thanks to the vacuum, no discernible features can be made from the rift, only black.
Results:
Despite a common theory that this test would yield no results at all, a single item from this reality was able to get brought to baseline with only minimal damage to the surrounding coherency. How a document like the one collected, or even paper, were able to exist in this reality is yet unknown and more tests would be needed. The contents of the recovered document can be found in a separate file.
The results from this test have allowed us to shed new light on Wood Chips, its effects, origins, and significance for The Institute as per the fact here present:
|
RS |
RI |
Wood Chips |
RS1>00.000.01 |
5 |
Recovered Document |
RS1>00.000.01 |
5 |
It was also shown that the way in which Wood Chips functions can be explained by currently known laws of physics and extra-dimensional theorems understood by The Institute. As such, Wood Chips can now be formally classified as non-anomalous in nature.
Despite these incredible discoveries, we still have little information about the origins of Wood Chips, who made it, who found it, and who lost it, only to be found again by our founder, Mr. Fitzgerald. These questions will remain unanswered until a time where we develop advanced enough technology to fully explore the reality from which Wood Chips originated from.
Finally understanding Wood Chips enough to consider it non-anomalous enough for its entry into the “Theorem Project” is one of the greatest achievements in our recent history. But despite knowing so much, we still know so little, and with the discovery of this document from Wood Chip’s reality, a new door has opened into the possibility that we still have much to learn about how dimensions as a whole work, possibly even starting the resurgence of the Constants Theory[2] as a whole.
As always, our work is not yet done, and we must strive to find the answers hidden from us
Making sense of the impossible
Authority Note: Bibliography for this document has been redacted as per request from The Institute.