Saint Nothing, Angel of the Chaos Sun, Equal of Nihil's Paradise, Who Makes Us Hole
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Registered Phenomena Code: XXX

Object Class: Gamma-Yellow

Hazards: Aquatic Hazard, Self-Replicating Hazard

Containment Protocols: RPC-XXX is currently confined to its point of discovery, which has been re-designated as Provisional Containment Site 13. PCS-13 has been retrofitted with a series of drainage systems, temperature controls, and dehumidifiers in an attempt to manage the growth and output of RPC-XXX. All instances of RPC-XXX in Authority care have been excised from their points of discovery to prevent further growth.

PCS-13 is to be kept at under 30% humidity and 0 degrees Celsius at all times. Instances of RPC-XXX are to remain plugged as often as possible. RPC-XXX's output is to be drained into Type-C standardized water tanks immediately upon generation.

Following incident XXX-K, Mobile Security Team Tango-36 ("Lincolnshire Poachers") is to investigate structures suspected to house additional instances of RPC-XXX; affected structures are to be covertly demolished as soon as possible, with instances of RPC-XXX plugged and moved to PCS-13 as soon as possible.

Description: RPC-XXX are a series of holes appearing in vertical surfaces. Instances smaller than 1 cm in diameter or larger than 2.5 3.4 cm in diameter have yet to be observed. A millimeter thick shell of impenetrable material surrounds the unexposed portions of each instance.

Instances of RPC-XXX release water1 at variable rates depending on the size of RPC-XXX, the environment in which it resides, and what appears to be several unknown factors, possibly linked to geographic location and astronomic cycles.

Addendum [XXX-003]: Provisional Containment Site 13 formerly served as the home of Marius Lespiaux, a professional children's entertainer based in New Orleans, Louisiana. Mr. Lespiaux had been reported missing on 25/06/2004, following several missed appointments.

Preliminary exploration of Mr. Lespiaux's property was carried out on 26/06/2004, and revealed 17 instances of RPC-XXX, localized primarily in Mr. Lespiaux's bedroom. In addition, several items of significance to the Children of Nihil were discovered, including a makeshift shrine, several hundred documents, and a half-destroyed diagram depicting what appears to be instances of RPC-XXX.

The following was found carved into the wall above the initial instances of RPC-XXX:

BLESSED IS THE CHAOS THAT MAKES ME NOTHING, FOR I AM NOTHING. BLESSED ARE THE NIHIL THAT HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS, RETURNING ME TO MY RIGHTFUL STATE OF NOTHING.

PIOUS IS MOTHER ALEXANDRA FITZROY, SHE WHO HAS DELAYED HER ASCENSION TO THE SAINTHOOD OF NOTHING TO ASSIST IN MY SPIRITUAL JOURNEY. VICTORIOUS SHALL BE THE FIRST CHURCH OF THE ECLIPSE, THAT SHALL SUBSUME ALL PRETENDER SECTS INTO THE DEAD SUN'S HERALD.

BEING AND HAVING NOTHING, I BEQUEATH NOTHING.


On 25/10/2012, additional instances were reported in a Portland, Oregon warehouse. As of 02/11/2019, the Authority has responded to 13 additional appearances of RPC-XXX. The significance of this development is currently unknown.

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