Item #: RPC-XXXX

Object Class: Alpha

Containment Protocols: Any instances of RPC-XXX are to be held in anomalous storage locker ████. Testing is forbidden without the presence of Lead Researcher Dr. Redwood and a specialized medical team.

Description: RPC-XXX is an anomalous jar of ██████ brand mayonnaise, weighing on average 600 grams1, of identical chemical composition as normal mayonnaise that causes the consumer to be skeptical about the veracity of the product, its contents and manufacturer.
Instances of RPC-XXX also have several other secondary anomalous properties, no matter how much of its contents are extracted the jar will anomalously refill to full capacity after reopening; this, alongside the indestructible nature of the product2denote it as safe for testing. See Test log XXXX-1

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