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Item number: RPC-XXXX
Object class: Beta
Containment protocol: RPC-XXXX is contained in a rotating module attached to Site-99. The module has a radius of 10 meters and is to retain an angular velocity of 8 revolutions per minute, simulating a 0.7 g environment. Tangential-velocity related health issues are not present in members of RPC-XXXX's species. Redundant video cameras are to monitor the entrance to the containment module at all times, with nearby guards on standby in case of emergency or breach. RPC-XXXX is to be given 3 meals a day consisted of a rendered macroalgae, arthropod and bovine samples.
RPC-XXXX cannot survive air consisting of over 10% oxygen. All personnel entering the module must be equipped with rebreathers.
In the event of a containment breach, magnetic heels are to be added to the footwear of the containment team in order to maintain balance if RPC-XXXX were to leak synovial fluid.
Description: RPC-XXXX is a species of highly aggressive extraterrestrial fauna. It is sentient, but not sapient; with an intellect comparable to a domestic cow. Because of it evolving on a world with a different biome from our own, RPC-XXXX has several traits that are either rare or non-existent in lifeforms native to Earth. These traits include, but are not limited to:
1. Physical/bodily traits: The subject's muscles completely connect the tail and neck with the rest of the spine. As such, the neck and tail are both considered apart of the torso. This has lead to personnel referring to the subject as ''A neckless salamander''. Rather than possessing skin or scales, the subject's outer body is protected by a layer of fused bone similar to the kind found on turtles. The subject has six legs, which can be used to both walk upright and crawl. When standing upright, the subject uses its four lower legs to keep itself upright, and its other two legs as analogs to hands. Each foot has a total of three toes, all of which have an adhesive quality similar to geckos. These toes can be articulated similar to the fingers of a human.
Also of note is that the subject is capable of excreting synovial fluid from its ''skin'', which it can use to ease the friction of most surfaces. The synovial fluid emerges from under the boney mass that covers the subject's body and can be emitted at will.
2. Sensory organs and their function: The subject has a pair of six eyes, with three eyes per half. The eyes are capable of detecting the visible and infrared wavelengths, allowing the subject to see the heat emitted by surrounding organisms. The subject does not communicate vocally, rather, it uses chirping to communicate. The chirps usually last only a few seconds, with the longest recorded chirp lasting for 10 seconds.
3. Miscellaneous: The subject possesses partial biological immortality. Although it can still be hurt and killed like any other organism, it is not subject to age, or at least past a certain point in its lifespan. Current estimates determined from biochemical analysis put the subject's age at over 4000 years. Furthermore, the subject seems to be ill-adapted to gravities higher than .7 newtons.
RPC-XXXX is omnivorous, eating both algae and fresh meat. It will eat anything offered to it if the meal is suited to its dietary needs. Although the subject is not an active hunter, it has been seen eating small-medium sized live animals prior to containment. This is believed to have been out of desperation, as it has not demonstrated this behavior since it came into Authority custody. The subject is very territorial, defending its territory until overwhelmed or killed. The territory ranges in size from 300 meters to one acre of land. When an intruder enters RPC-XXXX's domain, the subject will attempt to intimidate and chase the perpetuator, though it rarely kills them.
Addendum:On █/█/197█, an object first believed to be a meteor crashed five kilometers east of Montgomery, AL. Two days later, fishermen Eustace ██████ and Eugene ██████ were found dead after washing up on shore in the swamplands. The two fishermen both had bite marks which matched no known animal on the planet, sparking an Authority investigation. MST Echo-13 ''Charlie's Anglers'' was dispatched to investigate the area and contain the unidentified organism if possible. After five hours of searching, Echo-13 discovered a large metal container in the epicenter of the crash site, finding several dead specimens of RPC-XXXX's species. Soon after, RPC-XXXX appeared and attacked the security team, resulting in two deaths and five personnel to be majorly injured. RPC-XXXX's boney outer surface managed to resist attempts at tranquilization, causing the team to shoot the subject with a pistol to penetrate its outer layer as to make the tranquilization process easier.
After being tranquilized, it was determined that RPC-XXXX may not have been accustomed to Earth gravity, resulting in RPC-XXXX being relocated to Site-99-ARC.
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Item number: RPC-XXXX
Object class: Lambda-white
Containment protocol: RPC-XXXX is contained in a rotating module attached to Site-99. The module has a radius of 10 meters and is to retain an angular velocity of 8 revolutions per minute, simulating a 0.7 g environment. Tangential-velocity related health issues are not present in members of RPC-XXXX's species. Redundant video cameras are to monitor the entrance to the containment module at all times, with nearby guards on standby in case of emergency or breach. RPC-XXXX is to be given 3 meals a day consisted of a rendered macroalgae, arthropod and bovine samples. RPC-XXXX cannot survive air consisting of over 10% oxygen. All personnel entering the module must be equipped with rebreathers.
Due to RPC-XXXX's artillery skill and intensive knowledge of the Authority group of interest known as the Holy Commonwealth of the Motherworld Selohss-Hana, RPC-XXXX can be consulted on issues relating to the aforementioned subjects. As of █/█/198█, RPC-XXXX was granted limited authority membership due to the fact that it had been used to aid the Authority in devising battle plans against numerous hostile groups of interests. In order to stop lower-ranking subjects from discovering the true nature of RPC-XXXX, a false identity known as ''Chief Artillery Director David Thomas Jones'' has been created in order to mask the subject. In the event of a containment breach, magnetic heels are to be added to the footwear of the containment team in order to maintain balance if RPC-XXXX were to leak synovial fluid. Any containment breaches are to be met with severe punishments, up to and including demotion.
In order to prevent health complications and to save money, any and all conversations with RPC-XXXX are to be done through digital means only.
[[collapsible show="+ Retrieval Log █/█/197█" hide="- ACCESS GRANTED"]]
After reports of loud artillery fire and flashing lights were documented in Montgomery, AL, MST Whiskey-7 ''Men in Black'' was dispatched to investigate the problem. After a few hours of investigation, the men of Whiskey-7, in cooperation with local police and military personnel, had found the source of the artillery fire approximately five kilometers away from Montgomery. Shortly after, the combined USA-Authority task force had engaged the platoon that RPC-XXXX was assigned to, which was assisted by highly advanced war droids capable of adapting to the tactics used by the task force.
The engagement lasted approximately two hours, resulting in a combined USA-Authority victory. RPC-XXXX was all that remained of the platoon. The battle and the events surrounding it were covered up as local riots caused by racial extremist who had somehow acquired military technology.
After various interviews and analysis, it has been determined that RPC-XXXX suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder and chronic depression; which seems to stem from its history prior to containment. RPC-XXXX was originally a high-ranking officer for an artillery platoon working for the aforementioned "Selohssa Commonwealth", believed to be the name of the species RPC-XXXX hails from. Members of said platoon were conscripted from various penal institutions and shipped off to fight in armed conflicts against the enemies of the Selohssa. More detail about the origins of RPC-XXXX can be found in the following interview.
The following is a transcript of an interview of RPC-XXXX taken during █/█/197█. As previously stated, the subject was incapable of speech but had been taught how to utilize Morse Code.
Interviewer: Doctor Daniel J.
Interviewee: RPC-XXXX
Doctor J: Greetings.
RPC-XXXX: Let's just get this over with.
Doctor J: Very well. Firstly, why did you initiate your attack on Alabama?
RPC-XXXX: I was ordered by our commanding officer to see if our tactics would work on your planet. We'd done it in simulations, yes, but we wanted to be for certain that they'd work. Had you not stopped us, my men would have likely reduced the town to rubble within a few days. Not like we wanted to.
Doctor J: So far, you have expressed a seeming contempt for the government you used to belong to. Is there any reason for this?
RPC-XXXX: …I knew you'd ask that. I was a leading scientist on my world prior to being conscripted. Unlike here your culture, marriage was, and I believe still is, outlawed. The justification is that those who get married are believed to be more loyal to their partner than they are the Motherworld. We just breed with each other and leave after our partner gives birth. I happened to have been one of the many people who objected to this and married a known criminal. She was… taken from me, as was my research. It was used to make the very weapons I was going to use to bombard your city. They conscripted me, and for thousands of years, I've fought wars against several dozen civilizations.
Doctor J: What of your spouse?
After being asked this question, RPC-XXXX went silent and refused to give any further answers. This concludes the interview.
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Item number: SCP-42069-J
Object class: Hip and Trendy
Containment protocol: RPC-42069-J is too groovy bad whack cool MLG gucci to be contained, man pal dude brother, fam.
Description: RPC-42069-J is a caucasian male roughly 50 years in appearance. Despite his appearance, he has shown no signs of aging. The subject is so hip with the kids. He knows all of the Fortnite dances and dank memes that the kids use these days. In fact, he´s always known what was hip and cool - even during the 60s.
Item number: RPC-XXXX
Object class: Gamma (Omega pending)
Containment protocol: As of yet, there are no known ways of containing RPC-XXXX. Due to this barrier, RPC-XXXX is to be monitored by modified Mk. I Authority VTOLs whenever it starts to move. Whenever RPC-XXXX comes into close proximity with a major urban center, the local natural disaster response agencies are to be contacted immediately, and an alert informing civilians to head underground is to be dispatched immediately.
Should one be lost in an RPC-XXXX-infested area, they are to be listed as ''missing in action''. No form of rescue should be attempted on these people, as it might result in further casualties. This applies to all Authority personnel, up to and including global directors. Any and all public records of the RPC-XXXX victims are to be deleted, and close associates of the victims are to be amnesticized if possible. Due to the massive casualties caused by RPC-XXXX, and the fact that covering up RPC-XXXX incidents is steadily becoming increasingly difficult, RPC-XXXX posses a SET-class Exposure Threat.
Description: RPC-XXXX is a mass of evaporation fog approximately 1567.46 km2 in diameter. It is sentient and seemingly sapient. The subject moves via manipulation of air currents, though the process behind how it does this is unknown.
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Registered phenomena code: RPC-XXXX
Object class: Epsilon Purple Neutralized
Hazard type: None
Containment protocol: Due to the fact that RPC-XXXX died long ago, no direct methods of containment are needed. Any and all information relating to RPC-XXXX that has been leaked to the public is to be censored, and the perpetrators of the crime are to be punished accordingly. Discussion of RPC-XXXX amongst lower ranking personnel is allowed, but only to a limited degree as to prevent the spread of false rumors and hysteria. Any containment breachers that result as a consequence of human error are to be met with demotions.
Any and all personnel persisting that RPC-XXXX is still an active threat is to be punished depending on the consequences of the subject´s actions, and any routine perpetrators are to be demoted and if necessary, amnesticized.
Description: RPC-XXXX, prior to its sudden terminatoin, was theorizde to have been a cosmic being that existed outside of the multiverse. The sentiense of RPC-XXXX was and still is debated, as observation of the creature was only possible for a brief method of time via the use of RPC-████. Little is known about the physical appearance and behavior of the subject, other than the fact that it consumed universes and did not folow the linear flow of time. Subjects involved with extra-dimensional activities often remebered events in universes that could not have taken place due to them not existing in the time recounted by the subjects. As such, it is speculated that if the events described by subjecs happened as descried, that only indeviduls who have entered said universes remember their actions there.
It is unnoun if RPC-XXXX has effected this timeline or not, but it is believed that any affects that it did have weer eitr mior r nonexistunt.
Discovery log 6/4/78: After receiving reports of eksta-universael events that seemingly never happened from Authority personel, an investigation into different paralel universes had begun. Authoritee personnel from other universes reported similar abnormtes to the ones from he prime universe, which caused fawdather suspicion. After coming to the conclusion that the source of these problems existed utside of time and space, the Authority and several parallel versons thereof usd their respective verion of RCP-████ to discover the phenomena or being responsible for the recet events. After the equivalent of a few days in extra-multiversal space, the subject had disappeared entirely and has never reappeared since then. The ivestigaon has since ceasaed, and any further investigations have been forbidden as to conserve Authority resauces.
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Registered phenomena code: RPC-XXXX
Object class: Epsilon-Purple
Hazard types: Informational, Metaphysical, Extra-dimensional, Immeasurable, and Chronological hazards
Containment protocol: At this moment, nothing can be done to reliably contain RPC-XXXX. Due to the memetic effect associated with the subject, personnel assigned to projects involving RPC-XXXX are to be given memetic cleaning agents in order to defend against the subject. Memetic cleaning agents have been shown to become less effective against the subject over time. In the future, there will likely be no methods of combatting this memetic effect.
Due to RPC-XXXX's a-casual nature, it is willing and capable of damaging the timeline. In order to prevent this, Authority researchers trained to handle extra-dimensional anomalies are to be constantly sent to other timelines in order to preserve knowledge of humanity and the Authority. The effectiveness of this tactic varies, but as of now it is the only known method of preserving at least a portion of human knowledge.
Description: RPC-XXXX is a cosmic being or group of beings that exists outside of the Multiverse. As it is not subject to the laws of physics (Or at least how they are understood to operate), it does not follow the linear flow of time. The sentience and sapience of the subject(s) are debated, as it has shown no signs of any of either. Although Authority researchers are still uncertain, it is very likely that RPC-XXXX was involved in several cosmic events that resulted in the destruction of several universes (See the discovery log for more information).
RPC-XXXX's most important quality is its defense mechanism. Whenever a sapient being thinks about RPC-XXXX whilst performing any task, they will slowly become more and more incompetent at whatever they may be doing. This is known to apply to all activities, not just activities pertaining to it exclusively. The behavior is not always intentional on the subject's part, and it is believed that the subjects are being compulsed by the entity to do this. Some of these behaviors are often contradictory, which has lead several Authority researchers to doubt that RPC-112 is sapient or cognizant on the same level as a human being.The defense mechanism will manifest in the following ways:
- Subjects will start to lie about the current status or nature of the creature(s) and their defense mechanism.
- Subjects will make grammatical mistakes when describing RPC-XXXX.
- Subjects will eventually start to type/write/blurt out complete gibberish instead of the intended words over the course of describing the creature.
- Subjects will delete records of the creature(s) or events pertaining to it/them.
- Subjects will attempt to spread knowledge of the creature with varying degrees of efficiency.
The only known method of combatting this is through memetic cleaning agents. As of late, several memetic cleaning agents have stopped working. It is unknown whether the effects of the cleaning agents reached a point where they could no longer resist the effects of RPC-XXXX over time or if the entity(ies) learned to adapt to this. Due to the fact that RPC-XXXX exists beyond the standard model of time, it is unknown when this started and when the memetic cleaning agents will stop working.
Following extensive testing by Authority personnel, it has been concluded that RPC-XXX's effects apply to not only Authority memetic agents, but all memetic agents and/or entities, constructs, and otherwise. This was proven when an entity from GoI-███, the Nivaldi, contacted Authority personnel on the subject of RPC-XXX. Further information on this incident is currently classified, however it should be of note that the Nivaldi are assisting Authority efforts in containing RPC-XXX.
Discovery Log █/█/██: After several Authority researchers and employees working in the Theistic Division had reported events and universes that never happened or never existed, a joint operation by several alternate versions of the Authority was conducted using the respective versions of RPC-████ to look outside of the Multiverse. After the equivalent of several days, RPC-XXXX was discovered and its defense mechanism soon came into effect. With the exception of personnel utilizing memetic cleaning agents, the subject had fallen out of the interest of the Authority. As of now, there are only ██ Authority employees that have been protected from RPC-XXXX's effects.
Registered phenomena code: RPC-XXXX
Object class: Gamma-orange
Hazard type: Biological, chemical
Containment protocol: In order to combat the spread of RPC-XXXX, the use of flamethrowers and heavy explosives has been authorized. Any and all RPC-XXXX-1 and previously discovered RPC-XXXX-2 instances are to be destroyed on-site. Any new RPC-XXXX-2 instances are to be killed but not damaged to the point where scientific analysis is impossible. In order to combat the chemical effects of RPC-XXXX, all personnel within a 150 radius of RPC-XXXX are to be equipped with hazmat suits.
No insectoid anomalies are to come into close proximity of RPC-XXXX.
January 2nd, 1997
1000 hours ante meridiem
It had been a very quiet day in Site 58. There had been no radio transmissions since the week prior outside of routine supposed progress reports and technical readings from those metallic spiders. The hard working men and women of the Authority were ready to start their lunch break, until…
''Sir, the computer's picking up a new message from the RPC-058-1 instances on one of the high-priority channels. The computer's about to translate the message for us.''
''Alright, Mr. Neil. This better be important.'' The site director responded. Director Richards was surprised; the damn robots hadn't used that frequency since the 70s. By the time he got to Neil's seat a meter or two away, the computer had finished translating the message.
''Play it.''
Without saying anything, Mr. Neil had played the message.
''ROCK 9 TO BE DESTROYED IN 4 DAYS. WE APOLOGIZE ANY INCONVENIENCE DEBRIS MAY CAUSE.''
''…Rock 9?'' Richards asked.
''I'm not for certain, sir, but I think they mean Pluto. I mean, several decades ago they called Earth ''rock'', so it's possible that they upped their vocabulary by a tad bit.'' Neil responded.
Richards rolled his eyes. ''Of course they have. Now what in God's name do they mean by ''hit''?''
''If I had to guess, they're about to hit Pluto with something. If I had to guess, a warhead of some sorts.''
''No ordinary warhead can send fragments of Pluto flying across the Solar System. Whatever they have, it's big. I'm going to call a meeting after lunch.''
1200 post meridiem
The top staff had been gathered at the meeting room. After everyone took a seat, Richards started to speak.
''As some of you may or may not know, we received a message from RPC-058 on the emergency channel detailing what we believe to be a warning of the imminent destruction of Pluto in four days. We've tried contacting them after this, but they've ceased transmitting. If I had to guess, they're probably preparing for the worst.'' Richards explained.
''How do we know it's a warning?'' A younger woman asked.
''Listen for yourself.'' Richards grabbed a remote from the table and pressed the play button. In a few seconds, any skeptics of the message were soon corrected.
''Their English is far from perfect, but Mr. Neil and I were able to decipher the message. As the director of Site 58, I have come to consult you on what course of action should be taken.''
''Perhaps we should deploy the Solidarity?'' The same woman suggested.
''No. The Solidarity is currently undergoing refits at this moment in time, and even then, I doubt that anything the Solidarity has could destroy the planetary fragments of Pluto.'' A young man beside her said.
¨I say we destroy the thing before it hits. It's clear that the Selohssa don't have our best interest in mind, so why should we have theirs in our mind?¨ An elderly voice said from across the table. Richards recognized the man as former MST Captain, now Advisor, Howard Garrett; a man who was known for his hatred for the Selohssa.
¨That´d only anger them and make them nuke the Planet until the surface is nothing but slag, probably.¨ Richards responded. Of course, he didn't´t know for certain that the Selohssa would do such a thing to them, but he knew enough about them to know that they might do it.
¨And do what, risk their precious minerals?¨
¨Whatever we have here can be found in even greater quantities in the asteroid fields. We know that they aren´t even on Mars to mine, so what makes you think they'd go to Earth to mine resources?¨
¨The fact that they accepted our request to become one of their vassals.¨ The two men continued to bicker, with more people joining the argument. The fire of disorder had been ignited, and it was ready to burn down this house of cards. That is, until, someone decided to be the water.
''I have an idea!'' The voice was just loud enough to get everyone's attention. The voice belonged to Doctor Kristina Ivanov, one of the recently promoted higher-ups of the facility.
''What is it?'' Richards asked.
''What if we put an asteroid or comet in the way of the missile? We have several probes near Pluto that could do exactly that.'' Ivanov suggested.
''Interesting proposal. The question is, how can we be sure that it'll work? The Selohssa have mastered point-defense technology, I don't expect that their highly-valuable planet killers wouldn't have them, either.''
''We try putting a high mass asteroid in the way of the missile. It might be costly, but we can all agree that it'd be better than losing billions of lives.''
''Very well then. I'll contact the Global Directors as soon as possible. This meeting is over, you're all dismissed. Mr. Neil and I will work with the Propaganda Department to create a cover up story for the missile. The object emits very noticeable radio signals that might get the attention of the public.'' Richards said, straightening out his shirt.
January 6th, 1997
1200 post meridiem
A probe awaited the vessel amongst the asteroids near Pluto. It waited hours for orders, jumping around from asteroid to asteroid and propelling itself with its ion thrusters. After finding a suitable asteroid, it landed on it and dugs its claws inside of it. It nearly missed, which would have set the Authority billions of dollars back. The asteroid was a common C-type one, and there would be little to nothing lost in it being vaporized. That is, except, imminent extinction. Before it activated its thrusters, the probe made sure it was safely attached to the asteroid. Then, it flew to where it needed to go.
About two hours later, it was ready to release the asteroid. In a few days, it would hit the missile and hopefully save humanity. The probe retracted its claws from the asteroid and started to accelerate even faster. It sent a message to its creators:
''TASK: COMPLETED. NOTE FROM DOCTOR IVANOV: A ROUND OF BEER ON ME. ;)''
1050 post meridiem
The team awaited impatiently for the message to arrive. This was a matter of life and death, a matter of saving the world. As draconian as the Authority could be, it was still made to protect humanity; and this was the ultimate example of that. Despite their eagerness, everyone and everything was quiet. There wasn't a noise in the room. Until…
''Sir, the probe responded. Mission accomplished.'' Neil said. Everyone cheered. Normally, they'd react professionally, but there was a time for everything, and it was time for breaking professionalism. Today, they would get to live another day. The people of the world would get to sleep peacefully and live their lives as usual, and all thanks to the brave men and women at Site 58. Even Mr. Garrett couldn't help but join in.
''Good job, team. Let's all go out for a round of beer. Don't worry, Ivanov's paying for it.'' Richards said.
''Who's driving?'' Mr. Neil asked as he swirled his chair around to look at the rest of his colleagues.
''Don't worry, I will.'' Ivanov responded. Everyone laughed as she grabbed her car keys and signaled everyone to follow her. It was a very loud but happy rest of the night, and it'd be a night to remember. After arriving at the local bar and ordering their drinks, the crew got ready to partake in cheers.
''Here's to saving everyone, and to the future of humanity!'' Richards said as everyone banged glasses, a clear smile on his face. He chugged down his drink, his colleagues following his example.
''So, what are you going to do when you get home? I intend on taking a shower and reading that new Star Wars book. The New Rebellion, I think it was called?'' Richards said.
''I think I'll just sleep with my cats. They're why I get up in the morning.'' Neil said. He looked at Ivanov, prompting her to speak.
''Well, I might watch that late night wrestling match down town. It reminds me of what my father used to do back when I was young. What about you, captain?'' Ivanov said.
Garrett remained silent. It was clear that he had no intent of sharing what he intended to do this night. He just sipped his beer bottle and glared at Kris. Kris broke her stare and pretended she never asked him that question. In spite of Garrett's negativity, the night was relatively pleasant. There were a very many people to drive home, and not that much time until the wrestling match begun.
1138 hours post meridiem
Richards was dropped home, the sound of his dog audible from not too far away. From the sound of it, it was probably a larger dog like a mastiff of wolfhound; the kind of dog that would take nerves of steel to own. Though the dog was loud, it was quiet enough to the point where Kris could still hear Richards.
''Hey, try not to get too invested in that wrestling match. We have a big day tomorrow.'' Richards said.
''Oh, I'll be fine.'' Ivanov replied.
''You sure?'' Richards retorted.
Ivanov laughed.
''Go to hell, you old bastard!'' She said jokingly.
''See you there, too.'' Richards said. Before he walked home, he saluted Ivanov with two of his fingers. Kris started the car as the barking of the large dog became increasingly less audible. There was only one person left to drop off, that being Neil.
''So, Neil,'' Ivanov started before being interrupted by Neil.
''Call me Melvin, please.''
''Alright, Melvin. I don't know why I'm calling you that, I guess I'm just so caught up with work that I forgot to call you by your first name.''
''Don't worry, I do the same thing. Anyways, what was it that you wanted to talk about?''
Ivanov's voice shifted tone from a tired one to a curious one.
''What exactly made you want to join the Authority?'' Kris asked.
''I didn't want to join, the Authority said they needed a guy that knew how to use communications equipment properly, and I happened to be one of the few guys in town.'' Neil said.
''Ah. As for me, I used to work Zeta-45 when they operated in the former Soviet territories before being moved to Site 58. They didn't want to start any aggression by including me, a Russian, in any American sites for obvious reasons.'' She said, Melvin viewing the sad frown on her face from the rear-view mirror.
''Uh-huh. Anyways, are you sure you're taking the right route?'' Melvin asked.
''I don't know. Do I take a turn on the left or the right?'' Kris responded.
''Left, then in two minutes, take a right.''
''Thank you.''
''No, no, thank you for driving me here!''
''No problem.''
The car had turned onto the street where Melvin lived, and then stopped. Melvin stepped out of the car, and was ready to say his goodbyes.
''Well, it was a fun ride.'' Melvin said.
''Yeah. See you tomorrow.'' Kris responded before closing her car window. She waved as Neil went back to his house. She smiled at him, but then drove away. She awaited seeing him again, as he seemed to be a nice fellow. She thought about him as she drove to the wrestling center. Tonight was going to be a good night.
January 7th, 1997
5300 post meridiem
Mr. Neil was the first one to arrive at Site-58 that day. He had rested well and was ready for a new day. He arrived at the radio monitoring room, and sat down as he drank his coffee. He had thought about last night. He was so fortunate that he would get to live to see another day; no, that the human species would live to see another day.
But as it turns out, that fortune was false. He checked the data logs, looking for any important data; and important data, he found indeed. Melvin dropped his coffee.
''Oh, no…'' Melvin whispered
Registered phenomena code: RPC-XXXX
Object class: Alpha-Yellow
Hazard types: Biological Hazard, Sapient Hazard, Info-Hazard, Antimemetic Hazard, Sentient Hazard
Containment protocol: RPC-XXXX is to be kept in a 2x2x2 meter saltwater aquarium equipped with a waterproofed radio system. As is standard for non-anomalous instances of Gymnothorax funebris and other moray species, RPC-XXXX can go weeks without food. As a result, RPC-XXXX is only to be fed two-three times a month. Any and all information given by RPC-XXXX is to be recorded whilst interviews are being conducted as to not trigger the anomalous properties of the subject.
Description: RPC-XXXX is a male specimen of Gymnothorax funebris. Other than the fact that it is apparently not subject to age (Or at least after a certain point), RPC-XXXX is physically identical to other non-anomalous instances of its species. RPC-XXXX is sapient and seemingly omniscient, being able to answer any question asked to it with complete accuracy. RPC-XXXX´s most notable anomalous effect occurs when an asker, now referred to as RPC-XXXX-1, attempts to transfer the information given to them by RPC-XXXX to another individual. The information will instantly degrade, with the subject only remembering fragments of what had they had been told by RPC-XXXX. Taking notes after asking RPC-XXXX a question or using the information from the note results in the same effect. However, the subject(s) will still fully remember being in a conversation with RPC-XXXX.
Subjects will usually try to use the degraded information in an attempt to fulfill whatever task they needed assistance with (If any). The outcome usually results in failure.
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OBJECT CLASS SYMBOL
Registered Phenomena Code: XXX
Object Class: Omega-Purple
Hazards: Ideological Hazard, Sapient Hazard, Anti-Physical Hazard, Anti-Memetic Hazard1
Containment Protocols: RPC-XXX, as far as research has concluded, is impossible to contain with the Authority´s resources. Due to the nature of the anomaly, and how RPC-XXX is theorized to move through space, physical containment is impossible. Metaphysical containment is theoretically possible, however, Authority personnel are incapable of doing this at this time due to the anti-memetic effects surrounding RPC-XXX's theorized physical form. Containment of RPC-XXX's memetic effects on sapient entities is also impossible at this time, due to its effects on sapient life. It is currently unknown how many people RPC-XXX has affected, and as such, containment of its influence is impossible.
If any personnel reading this document may suspect other personnel or themselves of being under the influence of RPC-XXX, please report it to either your local psychology staff or Anti-Memetics department staff, both of which have been given extensive guides on how to deal with the influence of RPC-XXX in personnel. If the anomalous effects of RPC-XXX have already taken hold, and the personnel in question is still exhibiting this behavior, then it is highly likely that the behavior is caused by non-anomalous means.
Description: RPC-XXX is a memetic/anti-memetic entity, that exists in a previously uncatalogued form of metaphysical reality, akin to the one described in Plato's ideals.2 RPC-XXX is, seemingly, an entity that has manifested from a reality of this nature, with the intent to either feed and/or "mate"3 with the ideas and concepts stored inside the human brain. It does this through anomalous means, however its mannerisms appear to be a combination of both mating with and feeding upon the concepts at the same time, while also stimulating certain ideas in the human brain. RPC-XXX technically possesses a physical form, however, it is unknown how it appears, due to it having a seemingly natural anti-memetic defense mechanism surrounding its physical form, which keeps knowledge about its physical appearance from reaching the human brain. For the safety of those reading this document, the description will not go in detail about theorized appearances of RPC-XXX, to avoid triggering the anti-memetic properties surrounding that information.
RPC-XXX has been recorded manifesting numerous times throughout history, to various people. It should be of note that there is no possible way to reliably record manifestation events, due to how wide-spread its effects are on sapient entities. Of recorded events, RPC-XXX has been recorded influencing people in positions of power (be it relative or literal power) to do things that they would normally consider rash or unconventional, at certain times when they are most likely to accept these actions as acceptable. RPC-XXX has also been recorded doing this to people not in positions of actual power, but instead in positions of fictional power, an example of this being influencing a dominant figure in a familial relationship to inflict harmful acts upon their loved ones in what would otherwise be normally acceptable brief moments of negative feelings towards them. Events like this have also been observed in workplace environments, wherein a person in a position of power will be influenced by RPC-XXX to unreasonably do negative things towards their coworkers, or in educational environments, such as the common phenomenon of primary school bullying that is observed in students across the globe. It is unknown if these are entirely caused by RPC-XXX, or if only some of these events are influenced by it.
These same anomalous effects have also been recorded in other anomalous sapient entities as well, the most notable of which being a member of the Authority group of interest known as the Nivaldi. This group is comprised almost entirely of anomalous entities, meaning the fact that RPC-XXX can influence them as well is a cause for black classification to be considered. However, at this time, black classification is denied until RPC-XXX explicitly shows the ability to inflict fatal wounds on actual living subjects, and not just those affected by RPC-XXX's influence inflicting wounds upon other sapient entities. Multiple Authority personnel have been recorded being influenced by RPC-XXX, which has lead to their subsequent firing and being sent to either psychiatric therapy, or simply being returned to normal society with their memories removed. Interviews with personnel influenced by RPC-XXX may be found below.
[ill write the interview log later] [haha no]
Interviewer: Doctor Miller T. Johnson
Interviewee: Former president of the country of [REDACTED], ████ ████████
Foreward: The following interview was conducted on █/█/██ in Site 45. As the interviewee had suffered from extreme mental damage, Authority Director of Psychological Sciences and Site Director of Site 45 Doctor Miller T. Johnson was called to interview the subject. The subject claimed to be the president of a nation in the former Soviet territories known as [REDACTED] and was apparently promised a communist utopia akin to what the former Soviet Union and many other communist countries tried to achieve.**
Doctor Johnson: So, what were you promised by this entity?
Subject: The being came to me in my sleep, promising me that I would be able to establish the utopia envisioned by my predecessors. Of course, my dream hasn´t been achieved yet, but I know it will be. With I as the hammer, and the nation as my anvil, I will create a masterpiece.
Doctor Johnson: You´re aware that your military was destroyed by the Authority and the Russian Federation, yes? Even if it hadn´t been destroyed, it would ha-
Subject: Silence! Do not speak the name of those traitors!
Doctor Johnson: The Russian Federation has been the recognized government of Russia for ██ years now. Are you aware of that?
Subject: You tell lies!
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Registered Phenomena Code: RPC-XXXX
Object class: Alpha Yellow
Hazards: Sapient Hazard, Informational Hazard, Anti-Memetic Hazard, Aquatic Hazard
Containment protocol: RPC-XXXX is to be kept in a miniature freshwater aquarium fitted to its needs. As moray eels can wait weeks between meals, the subject is only to be fed every two weeks. The aquarium is to be equipped with an internal radio system for communications purposes and is to under go routine cleaning and maintenance every two weeks. As a result of the subject's anomalous effects, it is impossible to obtain any meaningful information from the subject. Because of this, interviewing the subject for any purposes other than incident logs is forbidden.
In the event of a containment breach, RPC-XXXX has microchips that can be used to track it.
Description: RPC-XXXX is an anomalous specimen of Gymnothorax funebris.4 Other than not being subject to age,5 RPC-XXXX is physically identical to other, non anomalous members of its species. Through means yet to be discovered, RPC-XXXX is capable of verbal communication, irrespective of its environment or the language of who it is talking to. RPC-XXXX's most interesting property is its seeming omniscience. Whenever asked a question, RPC-XXXX will immediately respond with the correct answer to the inquiring person. The answer does not depend on the opinion or intellectual standing of the subject, but rather depends on objective truth.
Whenever a subject attempts to inform others about what they've learned, they will immediately forget what they were told. Transcripts as well as video and audio recordings are also affected, becoming incomprehensible beyond translating or deciphering. However, the subject will still remember talking to RPC-XXXX and feel as if they have traces of the information they were given when conversing with it, though chances of recovering those traces usually fail and never lead to full informational restoration. In addition, said attempts frequently result in psychological trauma and a general deterioration in one's mental health. The subject is aware of these consequences and will often try to warn any interested people of said consequences, although this rarely succeeds.
Addendum: The following logs contain information about the discovery of RPC-XXXX as well as the events surrounding it. Level 3 or higher clearance required for further viewing.
Prior to giving a A cover story that Thomas J. Mabry was under the influence of mind-altering drugs was released and RPC-XXXX was kept at Site 45 by order of Global Director ██.
> Interviewed: RPC-XXXX
Interviewer: Doctor Richard H. Gareth
Foreword: The following interview was conducted only a few days after the containment of RPC-XXXX. It should be noted that the interview log is subject to RPC-XXXX's anomalous effects and was only conducted to test if said effects applied to different forms of information storage and communication.
<Begin Log>
Doctor Gareth: Good evening, RPC-XXXX.
RPC-XXXX: Salutations.
Doctor Gareth: Firstly, how did you fall into the possession of Governor Mabry?
RPC-XXXX: I was sold to him.
Doctor Gareth: When was the first time you were taken into human custody?
RPC-XXXX: January 18th, 1950 in the place you would call "New Mexico." A fishing trawler had picked me up and the captain of the vessel decided to preserve me and send me to the now defunct New Mexico State Aquarium in the Desert Harbor area. I was taken in by the mayor.
Doctor Gareth: Interesting. Why is it that everyone you give information to forgets what you told them as soon as they try and tell someone else?
RPC-XXXX: I do not know.
Doctor Gareth: Very well then. That concludes this interview, thank you for your cooperation.
RPC-XXXX: It is my pleasure.
Closing Statement: After the interview was recorded and sent to Global Director ██, both Doctor Gareth and all other participants involved forgot the information divulged by RPC-XXXX. Additionally, the recording was also affected, with the information destroying itself before it could be of any use.
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Registered Phenomena Code: RPC-XXXX
Object Class: Beta Orange
Hazards: Aquatic Hazard, Corrosive Hazard, Extraterrestrial Hazard, Extra-Dimensional Hazard and Sentient Hazard
Containment Protocol: Any unauthorized vessels entering the vicinity are to be intercepted and redirected. Depending on the level of exposure, the use of Class-G Amnestics has been authorized. Additionally, a no-fly zone has been created over RPC-XXXX. Entrances to RPC-XXXX are to be monitored at all times. Currently, the only way of accessing RPC-XXXX is by directly entering its vicinity. As a result of RPC-XXXX's low visibility, only minimal picket duty is required. A small combined arms taskforce consisting of several small patrol boats has been created by the Authority and the Polish Navy. Due to RPC-XXX's hazardous properties, personnel are required to wear specialized environment suits.
Due to RPC-XXX's deviating environmental conditions, security personnel are to refrain from direct engagement with RPC-XXXX-A instances upon manifestation. "Information breaches concerning escaping RPC-XXX-A instances are to be concealed via standard disinformation campaigns. New species or information relating to RPC-XXX are to be catalogued in conjunction with exploration logs.
Description: RPC-XXX is a pocket dimension occupying 2,000 km^2 of space in the Baltic Sea near the Polish coast. Though most forms of matter and energy can enter RPC-XXXX, light and external forces from Earth are incapable of passing through the dimensional barrier, rendering RPC-XXXX invisible. "RPC-XXX's environment radically differs from the Earth, but may accommodate select carbon and silicon-based life. Notable distinctions between that of Earth and RPC-XXX include:
Factors: | Earth | RPC-XXXX |
Gravity: | 1 G | .85 G |
Atmospheric composition: | Nitrogen, oxygen, argon and carbon dioxide | Identical6 |
Atmospheric pressure: | 1 atm | .95 atm |
Host star: | Main-sequence Type G7 | Blue dwarf-stage Type K8 |
Stellar luminosity: | 1⊙ | .8⊙ |
Rotational period: | 24 hrs | 19 hrs |
ACS Scale: | 4 | 3.6 |
Additional deviations include an absence of stars during nighttime despite the lack of light pollution. Furthermore, "Radiometric dating has determined the area within RPC-XXX to exceed the age of the observable universe.9. As of the most recent iteration of this document, it is unknown how RPC-XXXX maintains its conditions, especially due to the disputed existence of its host star. Most of RPC-XXXX's internal space consists of an ocean with the only known landmasses being a five-island archipelago. The ocean of RPC-XXXX is eleven kilometers deep and possesses five layers. In addition, RPC-XXXX also possesses an ecosystem containing many types of flora and fauna, henceforth referred to as RPC-XXXX-A. Most organisms are non-anomalous, with the exception of RPC-XXXX-A-4 and RPC-XXXX-A-.
As of 4/23/2█, the Authority has made five major forays into RPC-XXXX. Logs documenting the Authority's explorations and findings can be found below.
Area: Island no. 1 | Date: 3/15/2006 | |
Description of expedition: A manned exploration of the first island in the archipelago and the waters surrounding it was conducted by MST Mike-11 "Dragonflies". | ||
Personnel involved: Doctor Jacques Ekman and a four man contingent of MST Mike-11 equipped with bodycams. |
[The log begins with the divers jumping into the water from the ANV Prometheus. Approximately 10 minutes later, the MST personnel encounter a transparent mollusk with fins similar to the phylliroe10. It is seen consuming a then unidentified type of fish.]
Ekman: I think now would be a good type to split up. Mike-Actual and Mike-54, you go to the beach and document what you see. The Prometheus will arrive with more men and supplies in approximately 0400 hours. Mike-23 and 25, you follow that creature and see where it leads to. Please proceed with caution, if that thing is like the squids on Earth, it will likely have some kind of defense mechanism, over.
[The group - now designated Mike-Alpha and Mike-Beta, has split up. Mike-Alpha proceeds to the beach and encounters a small school of fish. 10 seconds later, another transparent mollusk swims towards the school but flees soon after. Mike-Alpha increases their speed.]
Ekman: Mike-Actual, why did you go faster? Is everything alright?
Mike-Actual: It's the fish.
Mike-Actual: I can't explain why, sir. Something just feels off about the fish. They feel dangerous.
Ekman: Noted. Please do not go faster than you need to, over.
[2 minutes later, Mike-Alpha has reached the shore. The beach is composed of a reflective gravel and is currently being occupied by a type of bulky bipedal amphibian with large tails. Notably, they lack arms and appear to be docile. At the same time, Mike-Beta has followed the transparent mollusk into a forest of double helix-shaped kelp-like plants. The forest hides many types of fauna, including members of the same species as the beach dwelling amphibians.]
Mike-23: Hey, is it me or are some of the kelp trees… different? They don't really look like kelp, or plants for that matter.
//[Mike-23 points towards a slowly retracting tendril.]
Ekman: I see them. Please maintain your distance, over.
[The mollusk, now finished consuming its prey, approaches the tendril. 8 seconds later, the tendril impales the mollusk and begins to move downwards. This causes distress amongst the inhabitants of the kelp forest, most of which flee the vicinity. Some are impaled by the tendrils.]
Ekman: Mike-Beta, you are ordered to retreat to the shore and rendezvous with Mike-Alpha immediately, over!
Mike-25: Roger that, let's run like hell!
[Mike-23 and 25 begin to flee, however, a tendril grabs Mike-23 by the leg.]
Mike-23: Shit! Go on without me, I'll see if I can save myself!
[Mike-23 unsheathes his knife and cuts the tendril, however, more tendrils start to grab him. Eventually, one tendril impales Mike-23 through the chest, killing him. Mike-23 can be heard screaming for up to 25 seconds. Despite the death of its wearer, Mike-23's body camera remains active. Mike-23's body is flipped, revealing the 2 meter wide maw of a large invertebrate. Mike-23's corpse is consumed by the creature, however, the creature regurgitates it, likely due to its unfamiliarity with human biochemistry. Mike-25 has reached the shore and is greeted by Mike-Alpha. End of log.]
Creatures of note:
Designation: | Latin name: | Common name: | Description: |
RPC-XXXX-A-1 | Specullogio Velocis | Window squids | A type of squid-like mollusk possessing four front-mounted tentacles and also fins and a tail, traits more commonly associated with fish. The tentacles are primarily used for grabbing prey, however, they can be used for propulsion in conjunction with the fins and tail. |
RPC-XXXX-A-2 | Smiloicthys Simulare | Daggerfish | A type of schooling fish with two vertical protrusions below the eye, giving the appearance of a knife. However, the daggerfish are not carnivorous and it appears that these protrusions exist to impress potential mates and intimidating potential rivals and predators. Later identified as the fish the Window Squid consumed. |
RPC-XXXX-A-3 | Bracchioranae Aequoris | Sea claw frogs | A species of bulky bipedal amphibians weighing approx. 250 kilos each. Possesses a large tail approximately a meter in length and two single clawed arms used for hunting, digging and climbing. Can submerge themselves in water for at least two hours before having to surface for air. Feasts on both plant and animal life. Later discovered to be an entirely female species that reproduces asexually. Most notable feature is the toothy whorl located in the mouth, not unlike helicoprion11 |
RPC-XXXX-A-4 | Malioicthys Incognita | Wrong fish | A type of schooling fish with a head resembling that of a hammerhead shark's. For reasons currently unknown to the Authority, the creatures are capable of dissuading potential predators from attacking them. See Log no. 3 for a more accurate description of the organisms. |
RPC-XXXX-A-5 | Uittalga | Ribbon kelp | A type of kelp-like sea plant ranging from 50 - 200 meters in height. Often host to dozens of animal species. They possess a double helix shape. |
RPC-XXXX-A-6 | Mentimax Giganti | Giant impersonator slug | A type of large mollusk that burrows itself in the sand next to ribbon kelp, which it disguises as by using its large proboscis to lure in prey trapped or camouflaged in the kelp. Hunts by strangling or impaling prey. |
Area: Island no. 1 | Date: 3/20/2006 | |
Description of expedition: After deploying and small boats to set up a research camp at the beach, Doctor Ekman ventures deep into the forests of Island no. 1. | ||
Personnel involved: Doctor Jacques Ekman and a six man ASF contingent. |
Begin log.
[Ekman and his ASF support crew start venturing into the forest. A flock of small bird-like creatures can be seen hovering over the distance with hummingbird-like motions. One of the cameras magnifies onto the trees, revealing them to have branches with leaves arranged like half circles. Some of the bird-like creatures can be seen nesting in the leaves. Notably, some of the trees are caught in transparent orange octagonal membranes.]
Alpha-02: Any idea what those weird octagons are? I haven't seen anything like them on Earth.
Alpha-03: This is just a shot in the dark, but maybe they're some kind of fungi? Whatever they are, I don't like them.
Ekman: Halt!
[Ekman and his crew stop moving as Ekman's camera reveals an amorphous creature slithering across the forest. It interrupts the path of the exploration team for 2 more minutes.]
Alpha-Actual: Is it me or did that thing have a backbone? It didn't look like a slug or centipede.
Ekman: Yeah, I saw that. Keep moving.
[The crew resumes their foray. On the way, Alpha-05 notices one of the bird-like entities hovering over the octagonal slime. Due to a sudden change in wind currents, the creature is forced to land on the slime and is caught by it.]
Alpha-05: Guys, did you see that? Over there!
[Alpha-05 points upwards towards the animal. The creature struggles to break free, however, it is soon enveloped by the slime. The slimes begin to digest the creature, which vocalizes distressed calls.]
Alpha-05: Permission to put that thing out of its misery, sir? I don't think we would gain anything if we just let it suffer.
Ekman: Please do. If you can, please collect its remains.
[Alpha-05 brandishes his pistol and fires. The creature is terminated and Alpha-05 places its remains in a plastic bag. The RPC-XXXX-A instance is still covered by slime, though not as prominently.]//
Alpha-05: I'm serious. What the fuck are those things?
Alpha-04: I still don't know. Who's to say that they're different creatures? For all we know, they all could just be cogs in a larger machine.Ekman: Please cease the chatter, oxygen reserves can only last for so long.
[Radio communication ceases for 20 minutes until Alpha-03 trips over a log. Alpha-03's camera reveals a small arthropod preying on another type of arthropod, however, the footage is interrupted when Alpha-03 pushes himself up and resumes walking.]
[After another 20 minutes of monotonous footage, Ekman's team reach what appears to be an abandoned nesting ground located by a small lake. The skeletal remains of a large animal come into view.]
Alpha-03: Hey, that thing's like one of those long-necked dinosaurs. Y'know, like brontosaurus?Alpha-05: Yeah. I wonder how it died. However it did, I just hope it wasn't painful.
Ekman: I think it'd be best for us to split up now. Alphas 01-02, you are to stay on the surface with me. There's a lot to research up here. Alphas 03-Actual, you are to enter the pond and report what you see. Please proceed with caution.
Alpha-Actual: Acknowledged.
[The groups, henceforth referred to as Alpha-A and Alpha-E respectively, separate. The water is tinted brown and lacks visibility. Alpha-A enters the pond in a single file line. After two minutes of swimming, Alpha-04's camera reveals a quadrupedal creature consuming what is assumed to be a type of fish before fleeing.]
Alpha-04: Hey, did you guys see that? It looks like some kind of large tadpole. Permission to pursue?
Alpha-Actual: Granted. Alphas-03 and 05, accompany Alpha-04.
Alpha-05: Yes, sir.
[Alpha-05 moves towards Alpha-04. On the surface, Alpha-E is in the process of uncovering what are thought to be abandoned nests. However, they are interrupted when a creature unearths itself and bites the arm of Alpha-02, who screams in response.]
Alpha-02: I-I can't reach my weapons! Someone, get this thing off of me, please!
[Doctor Ekman unholsters his pistol and fires at the RPC-XXXX-A instance, causing it to drop from Alpha-02's arm. Alpha-02's arm is now heavily mutilated and bitemarks are now visible. Alpha-02 becomes unconscious and is carried by Alpha-01 and Doctor Eckman. Alphas 03-05 have spotted the tadpole-like RPC-XXXX-A instance, this time cannibalizing a member of the same species. However, both instances are consumed by a creature that was hiding in the ground. Alpha-A retreats but is followed by the creature onto the surface. Body camera footage reveals the creature to have four claws and a bipedal stance. The RPC-XXXX-A instance vocalizes a roar as Ekman and his team retreat. End of log.]
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Registered Phenomena Code: RPC-XXXX
Object class: Alpha-Yellow
Containment protocol: RPC-XXXX is currently contained in a locker in Low Priority Cell no. 10 on the second floor of Wing no. 2 of Site-45. Due to the low security risk it poses, only minimal monitor duty is required. RPC-XXXX is to be monitored by security cameras at all times. Any personnel wishing to utilize RPC-XXXX for any purpose must seek clearance from site psychologist Doctor Merrill T. Johnson before proceeding. Testing between RPC-XXXX-1 is to take place a week after each test. Depending on how long they have donned RPC-XXXX, RPC-XXXX-1 instances may either be amnesticized or institutionalized.
Cross testing between RPC-XXXX and any other anomalous object is strictly forbidden and requires approval from a Level 4 or higher employee.
Description: RPC-XXXX is a pair of close-toed slippers of unknown design and manufacturer. RPC-XXXX lacks any brand names and is believed to have been custom made by an as of yet uncatalogued person or group of interest.12 RPC-XXXX displays no anomalous properties unless worn by a human being, which will activate the effects of RPC-XXXX. The subject - henceforth referred to as RPC-XXXX-1, upon wearing RPC-XXXX will fall into a comatose state for anywhere between 2-5 hours. While in a comatose state, RPC-XXXX's brain will be rewired to various degrees. After awakening, the subject will now possess the same mental condition(s) as the previous RPC-XXXX-1 instance. However, if a timespan of one or more week(s) has passed between RPC-XXXX being removed from the RPC-XXXX-1 instance, the subject will not undergo the process. The source and mechanics of RPC-XXXX's effects are still being researched.
If removed from the subject, RPC-XXXX may or may not induce a comatose state in the subject again. The lasting effects on RPC-XXXX-1 vary based on how long RPC-XXXX has remained on the subject, with 1-12 hours of use requiring minimal readjustment, 24-48 hours requiring moderate adjustment and any period of time lasting longer than 48 hours causing irreversible change to the subject's mental state and brain chemistry.
White light. That was all I could see. I knew there were objects and even people around me. I could hear them, feel them, but my eyes could not see them. I did the only thing I could: Cry. I cried so much, but I couldn't even see my tears. I didn't even know why I was crying, but I did it anyways.
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Registered Phenomena Code: RPC-XXXX
Object class: Alpha-Orange (Utility pending)
Hazards: Extradimensional Hazard, Biological Hazard, Mechanical Hazard and Extradimensional Hazard
Description: The entrance to RPC-XXXX is to be patrolled by armed guards at all times. MST Zulu-45 is currently guarding the entrance under the guise of a security team guarding private property. Intruders are to be verbally warned to leave the vicinity, however, if the warnings are ignored, brute force is authorized. Due to the varied biomes found within RPC-XXXX, subdivisions of various MSTs have been deployed to the environments most suited to their specialization and expertise. Combat with the fauna of RPC-XXXX is only permitted when engaged prior to combat.
Expedition | Date | Description of Expedition | Organisms of Note and Related Observations | Samples Collected and Related Notes |
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Expedition 1 | 9/7/2002 | First expedition to visit the Abyssal Zone following numerous manned missions to the Bathypelagic Zone. This expedition was not sent to the Abyssal Benthic Zone (sea floor) and instead remained in the Abyssal Pelagic Zone. Numerous large and bright lights were used to attract and identify organisms. The expedition was concluded after two hours due to a minor coolant leak. |
A 4 meter long, six flippered organism, with 8 gill slits, resembling the extinct liopleurodon. Used snout to prod submersible before becoming spooked by camera flash and leaving. Noted to be alone, and to posses 8 small bioluminescent spots on its body.
A 10 meter long filter feeder organism resembling a large ray, only seen at distance.
A fish with muscular protrusions in front of the pectoral fins giving the fish an almost arrow shape. Noted to swim in schools, and be preyed upon by the aforementioned sharks. Observed at speeds estimated to be 60 kph or higher, a rarity in deep water. No bioluminecent spots present, and eyes appear vestigial in nature. || None. ||Expedition 2 | 12/10/2004 | Second expedition to the Abyssal Zone, submersible hull reinforced prior to expedition due to numerous encounters with megafauna in prior expedition. The submersible loitered at 2,500 meters of depth for half of an hour for final systems check before descending to the sea floor at 4,500 meters of depth. The submersible traveled along the ocean floor before reaching a large animal carcass with a large amount of scavengers feeding upon it. The onboard net rig was used to collect samples after observation had concluded. The four hour mission was concluded without incident. |
A 12 meter long ray, likely the same type as the one observed in the prior expedition. Deceased, allowing for close up inspection, but also leading to decomposition related complications for the observers. Eyes measured to be .6 meters in diameter. Baleen filled mouth measured at 4 meters tall and 2 meters wide, forming a large triangle with convex sides. Jaws open horizontally via large maxillary bones that would pivot the to open from a closed and concave position. Wings measured at 8 meters in width, but are noted to have been heavily decomposed, and may have been larger prior to death.
An organism resembling a small Humboldt squid (.4-1 meter in length) but possessing a dozen small tentacles no more than six inches in length, a single vestigial eye, and 3 boney jaws in its mouth. The organism is noted as having a similar niche to the Pacific Hagfish, wherein it burrows into animal carcasses. However it noted as also preying upon living animals as a parasite and is highly aggressive. Was not disturbed by the submersible, or the onboard lights. One is noted as trying to eat one of the observation cameras for half an hour before giving up.
A fungus consisting of a 5 cm ball with 10 cm spine like projections and pads acting like feet. Noted to roll on pads according to current along the sea floor. Also observed at the decomposing carcass. Observations taken at site of carcass indicate that the pads on the spines detached upon touching the carcass, and the spines then stabbed into the carcass, anchoring the fungus. Fungal growths on the carcass did not posses spherical shape, indicating that the sphere may have been acting as a type of macrospore. Initially misidentified as a rolling sea urchin. || Tissue samples of the ray carcass were collected for analysis, but have lead to disappointingly little due to the state of decomposition.
Several live samples were taken of the scavenging squid-like creatures. They were noted as surviving the up to 200 meters of depth during the ascent, indicating that they may be a threat to Authority divers. Genetic analysis has determined there are no relatives on earth, however the physical traits observed have been noted to be similar to Humboldt squid, Hagfish, and Sea Lamprey.
Two live samples of the rolling fungus were collected, as well as a sample of the fungus from the animal carcass. The fungus survived the trip to Site-016 for analysis, however it died upon introduction to a tank for study. This was later determined to be due to chemical tolerances and the different levels of dissolved chemicals inside of RPC-XXX and saltwater on earth. ||Expedition three | 5/9/2010 | The first expedition to the Hadal Zone, a different submersible was used with a pressure rating designed to allow dives of up to 12,000 meters in depth, and with a coolant system designed for areas with high levels of geological activity. The submersible descended to 3,000 meters and conducted a final check, then descended to 4,500 meters to check in. Upon reaching the edge of the undersea trench a slow descent was made with stops made at any detected undersea vents, upon the detection of potentially dangerous megafauna, upon the inside of the submarine reaching 65 degrees centigrade, and at the bottom of the trench (11,000 meters deep). If the Submersible encountered megafauna or reached 65 degrees centigrade the mission was to be aborted and conducted again on the future. Sonar mapping was used correct charts made with surface based sonar mapping. No megafauna were detected this trip, and the mission was concluded without incident after twelve hours. |
At 10,670 meters deep a large undersea vent was present, exuding volcanic nutrients. Nearby, a collection of several organisms resembling giant tubeworms was present. These organisms ranged in length and diameter but were generally between three and ten cm in diameter, and one to two meters in length. Upon a sample being taken there was no chemical or physical response. These organisms were also observed in at other vents near the bottom of the trench. Of note is that these organisms only existed near vents and in water over 180 degrees centigrade but less than 400 degrees centigrade. || Samples were taken of water at various depths to measure the amount of organisms equivalent to plankton. These samples show that there is a massive drop-off in biodiversity and concentration past a depth of 5,000 meters. There was also a reported bump in these levels at a depth of 10,500 meters, however this is disputed for numerous reasons.
Samples taken of the worms near the undersea vents lead to a number of controversial and disputed results that can be interpreted in numerous ways. Following repeated analysis by several independent researchers, numerous conclusions have been made. The leading theory at this time is that the tubes are silicon based organisms that exist as extremeophiles and evolved independently of the other organisms in RPC-XXX due to ecosystem isolation, with the intense heat and pressure preventing any carbon based life from existing in the area. The tubes are theorized to be the most complex that these organisms can become due to highly suboptimal biochemistry due to the fact that they are based on silicon.
Alternatively, there are researchers that argue that the tubes cannot be defined as life as they do not have an identifiable cellular structure equivalent to those found even in the simplest of single cellular organisms. Those supporting this theory conclude that the tubes are either an anomaly, or are a type of fossil/geological formation that chemical reactions resembling those that occur in biochemistry occur inside. ||
Registered Phenomena Code: RPC-XXXX
Object Class: Gamma-Red
Containment Protocol: All RPC-XXXX strains are to be cryogenically stored in biologically sealed containers. Currently, there are 20 individual instances contained at Site-71 and Site-44 respectively. Access to RPC-XXXX instances is restricted to Level 5 and higher personnel. RPC-XXXX-A instances cloned from Authority personnel are to be treated as if they were the same person as their progenitor. Under no circumstances is anyone to be allowed access to an RPC-XXXX instance.
Registered Phenomena Code: RPC-XXXX
Object Class: Gamma-Purple
Hazard Types: Biological, Ecological, Microscopic, Macroscopic and Self-Replicating Hazards
Containment Protocols: Permanent physical containment of RPC-XXXX instances is detrimental to the continued existence of humanity and the biosphere. Authority personnel are authorized to use as much force as necessary to ensure containment. Incendiary weapons have proven to be the most effective tool for cleansing infestations. In the event that an RPC-XXXX infestation appears in close proximity to a population center, the area is to be evacuated. Any civilians and properties lost in containment efforts are considered to be collateral damage.
Description: RPC-XXXX is an unidentified organism of unknown taxonomic classification. Despite belonging to no known group, RPC-XXXX shares many traits with fungi such as asexual sporogenic[footnote]Sporogenesis is the process of reproduction through the release of spores.[/footnote] reproduction. However, unlike any known organism, RPC-XXXX instances are composed entirely of dead biomass gathered from the environment. RPC-XXXX instances bear a possibly circumstantial resemblance to mammalian hair follicles and despite being formed from a variety of sources, are genetically identical to non-anomalous human beings. In addition to feeding off of dead biomatter, instances will also feed on living organisms such as plants, fungi and subterranean animals. The production of spores
Registered Phenomena Code: RPC-XXXX
Hazard Types: Extra-Dimensional and Destabilization Hazards
Object Class: Beta-Orange Gamma-Black
Containment Protocol: It is vital to the existence of humanity that RPC-XXXX-Ω and RPC-XXXX-α be reunited. A failure to meet this requirement will result in an RPC-XXXX-αΩ Event. Due to RPC-XXXX-Ω's area of effect exponentially expanding, it is estimated that the Australian continent will be consumed in █ years. If an RPC-XXXX-αΩ Event is not stopped, the planet will undergo extreme reconstruction, likely resulting in a mass extinction event. Individuals that have escaped from RPC-XXXX-Ω's pocket dimension are to be administered Class G-2 Amnestics. If amnestics have been deemed inefficient, the termination of witnesses has been authorized. As of the current iteration of this document, 200 Authority Webcrawlers have been installed to redact information regarding RPC-XXXX. When discovered, leakers are to be amnesticized or terminated depending on the level of exposure.
The area of RPC-XXXX is to be patrolled daily by the ASF garrison stationed at Site-██. As the physics of RPC-XXXX are not constant, any form of exploration must be approved before being conducted. MST Charlie-5 "Dog Fighters" has been assigned to explore the pocket dimension and report any findings to Site Director [REDACTED]. Any unauthorized persons that have entered RPC-XXXX are to be administered an appropriate type of amnestic depending on the level of exposure. If amnesticization is not possible, the witnesses are to be euthanized.
Description: —RPC-XXXX is a pocket dimension located in [REDACTED], Australia with a volume of 100 km2. RPC-XXXX lacks a uniform set of physical laws and as a result, cannot be placed on the Anderson Coherency Scale. RPC-XXXX's interior can range from being capable of supporting life to being inhospitable to all forms of life. —
Discovery: RPC-XXXX-Ω was discovered by the Authority in 19██ after several missing persons reports were filed in [REDACTED]. At the time, RPC-XXXX-Ω's pocket dimension encompassed █ km2. The few individuals caught within the premises had only experienced the entity for a minute period of time and were amnesticized. As RPC-XXXX-Ω's expansive properties were not yet cataloged, only minimal security precautions were taken. On █/█/██, Site-██ and all accompanying personnel were consumed by RPC-XXXX-Ω. Out of the ███ personnel assigned to Site-██, only one individual survived. The subject's mind and body were heavily contorted due to constant exposure to the dimension and was euthanized. However, the subject managed to confirm the existence of the RPC-XXXX entities and was posthumously awarded for outstanding service.